Just my blog

Hi, I am someone who likes anime and video games and comics and all kinds of stuff. I post things sometimes.

[jinxfmrl]

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

[ogg-weatherwax]

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

[supernovafirefly]

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

[breelandwalker]

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

[sexhaver]

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

[punx-pup-deactivated20180110]

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

[sexhaver]

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

[roachpatrol]

someone please print this out and give it to griffin mcelroy

[deadricfox]

But what if the washer has a window in the door?

[paxamericana]

[pangurbanthewhite]

Dude, I would live in a loft over a garage if it meant I could have my avocado toast. It is one of my greatest joys in life. 

Setting aside the fact that this argument is seven kinds of bullshit. I just love avocado toast that much, man.

[fandomsandfeminism]

The rich either 1. Have no idea how much avocados cost 2. How much a house costs or 3. How good avacado toast is

[deadricfox]

I can't afford a house AND I don't like avocados so I singlehandedly invalidated this entire article

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where are u guys finding them.

[sovietshopaholic]

Random neighborhoods in Florida

[officialfifthcolumn-deactivated]

a gas station in morocco

[palamate-deactivated20220813]

middle of a busy road in england

[hauntedpamplemousse]

middle of the woods in a rural town in Mississippi 

[somesortofabstractcat]

Irish farms??

[frodofeels]

terrorising family dogs in a private garden in Malawi

[deadricfox]

Some backroad farm in northern pa

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[deadricfox]

That pro tip is why you don't answer your own phone with this

[fandomsandfeminism]

Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

[rainydayshea]

pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

[ew--gross]

I do agree with this but from economic standpoint if you are working at a job like McDonalds as someone flipping burgers and making fries you are getting paid for the amount of skill needed for the job. But if its any other job that requires you to have an actual skill that you can make a career out of then yeah you should be getting paid enough to live a standard life.

[geekandmisandry]

If you work FULL TIME you should be able to afford to fucking live. No, it doesn’t matter if it’s flipping burgers, these people contribute to our fucking economy and they MATTER. They should be allowed to be alive.

Jesus fucking Christ do you people hear yourselves?

[janothar]

People like this are why we can’t move on to issues like reducing how many hours is full time, or working out UBI. We’re going to need to do that. Most people just don’t know what’s coming down the pipeline, without a major change to the structure of the economy, we’re looking at large scale permanent unemployment, even in the “skilled” labor force.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Also? Making food is a fucking skill. Running a fast food kitchen is a fucking skill. Operating a drive-thru is a goddamn fucking skill.

I do not know how to do these things. I have a masters degree and I have no fucking clue how to operate a deep fryer or make coffee drinks. I’d probably not be very good at it, because that kind of hands-on, fast-paced work is very hard for me.

But thankfully, there are people who are good at it, so I can do my job, and they can do theirs, and we can benefit one another by putting our skills to use in different areas. People who work in fast food are not less deserving of comfort and security in their lives just because their skills aren’t valued like they should be. That is a myth developed to deprive people of rights.

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

My friend works as a medical assistant and I’ve worked at McDonald’s and Starbucks. You know there’s a lot of things you gotta learn in this typa job?

Like in addition to it being physically demanding (standing up for 4-6 hours straight, carrying heavy ice/coffee, constantly getting burned by boiling water and an oven, a lot of reaching and squatting (like a lot a lot I lost 40 FUCKING pounds in a year okay this job demands a lot from the body)), there are actual skills required. Also your skin splits from using so much antibacterial soap.

Do you know what temperature different foods have to be to prevent contamination? If it’s a “cold” or “hot” plate?? Do You know how long food can be out before bacterial contamination can happen?? Do you know the difference between say 1% and heavy whipping cream? Can you teach a chemistry class using milk????? That’s p much what you gotta learn to be able to do. My friend who works as a medic was surprised, because I do more in my day than they do, and THEY told me that. They were shocked how much I actually do; I am on my feet more, talking to more people, I have a working knowledge of food germs food born illnesses and chemistry, I gotta do the same shit with sterilizing my tools the same exact way a doctor sterilizes theirs. Etc etc.

There’s no such thing as an unskilled job. There are only undervalued skills.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

“There’s no such thing as an unskilled job. There are only undervalued skills.”

[null507]

Also a workers time has value. It’s time they aren’t spending at school, with friends, with family, looking/working for a job that pays more. Time is a precious commodity. I have worked temp jobs where my only job was to sit there and look busy. It required no skill but it did require my time. Time is money, right?

[deadricfox]

The problem is that corporations are so damn greedy. The number one thing they teach you as the purpose of a business or corporation is to maximize shareholder wealth. That's it. That is the main objective of a business. That is complete shit. We need to fight back against the wealth inequality and the greed at the upper levels.

[josephskeery]

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

[animentality]

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

man yells at fish

[naturallyaspirated]

BEAUTIFUL 💙

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[veliseraptor]

[anduinsholydick]

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

[shleepy-girl]

No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

[tamamoland]

are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

[brambleghost]

#SHAN WHERE IS THAT PIC OF LOKI YOU EDITED #THE ONE WHERE HE’S READY TO PARTY  

[nooby-banana]

hope ur ready to ragnarok and roll

[kate-barton93-deactivated202005]

Isn’t Thor: Ragnarok coming out this year? Plot twist of all plot twists: the prophetic Ragnarok was actually referring to the marvel movie.

[ladynorbert]

Okay, reblogging for that last one.

[deadricfox]

Another apocalyptic disappointment

[topoverwatch-blog]

SPICY

[trueshredguitar]

overwatch game modes i wish i could create:

- GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT: Only on King’s Row or Route 66. 5 Widowmakers and 1 Mercy vs. 5 extremely low health Zaryas and 1 Zenyatta. Aim of the game is to snipe President Zen. His loyal Secret Service try to protect their healer.

- Sweet Justice: 6 buffed as all hell Mercys vs. 1 nerfed to all hell Roadhog bot on Easy. The entire game is just Mercy murdering Roadhog over and over again. Therapy for people who play Mercy.

- Gotta Go Fast: 3 Lùcios, 2 Soldiers, and 1 Tracer on each team. Speed at maximum. Lucio’s healing aura has been nerfed to uselessness. His only use is to Go Fast. All of Soldier’s abilities except for Sprint are gone. Tracer can only Blink. No ultimates. Everyone can only shoot and go REALLY REALLY FAST. Oh oh oh, time to A C C E L E R A T E !

- Go The F*ck To Sleep: 6 Anas vs. 4 Pharahs. All abilities have 0 cooldown. Aim of the game is to make your daughter take a nap.

- Dogfight: 3 Anas and 3 Reinhardts on each team on Ilios. Anas aren’t allowed to touch the point - only Reinhardts are, and they have to fight to the death as their respective Anas heal them and the enemy Anas hurt them. Reinhardts can’t leave the point to fight the Anas - However, Anas are allowed to fight each other. Reinhardt has a massive health pool. No abilities or ultimates allowed, and healing is heavily nerfed. First team to capture the point wins. Make your bets!

- Super Overwatch Melee: NO ABILITIES NO WEAPONS NO HEALERS MELEE ONLY ECOPOINT: ANTARCTICA.

- Cold War: 3 Soldiers and 3 D.Vas vs. 3 Zaryas and 3 D.Vas. Ultimate charge is slowed. If you can’t work out your differences in time, you send in the nukes.

- Senior Special: You can only pick Roadhog, Reinhardt, Reaper, Soldier 76, Torbjorn, and Ana. Speed is at 50%.

- I’m Gay: You can only pick the female characters. (Bastion can come too.)

- Overwatch 2: It’s exactly the same but you can’t pick Hanzo, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Symmetra, or Roadhog.

[deadricfox]

I like these. I would play all of them

[photogenic-falcon]

I came across this very odd pond in a forest

[did-you-know]

There’s a device that fits over your car’s exhaust pipe, captures pollution, and turns it into ink. Because exhaust contains the same material that ink is already made of, a company called Air Ink takes the carbon emissions collected from tailpipes, makes their own earth-friendly inks and markers, and simultaneously reduces pollution from both car exhaust and from the ink-making process. Source

[deadricfox]

Holy fucking shit!

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[pkpaulshow]

[beachsand]

Someone who hasn’t played Overwatch explain this

[deadricfox]

I want to play this so bad

[denverdeathgrip]

My wife is trying to start up a bakery which would specialize in alcohol-infused pastries (up to 5% alcohol by volume) in a smaller college town. Of course she’ll also offer more traditional cakes, pastries and pies too, but she thinks alcoholic products will make her really stand out.

She’s had a hard time getting start-up funding from banks and decided to try crowdfunding. https://www.gofundme.com/green-fairy-pastries

Rewards include: recipes, 1-on-1 cooking classes (in person or over webcam), and even food shipped to your door. 

If you can’t afford to contribute but still want to support a small strong-black-female-owned business, please like and share.

[annleckie]

I have to reblog this again. She just looks so joyful, seeing this photo made me smile.

[deadricfox]

Of all the businesses that I have thought about starting, my biggest mistake is not thinking about this. That is a great business idea. Good luck!