Occasionally I am callous and strange...

28 - asexual - infp - a pile of unfinished stories arranged into a vaguely human shape

[convolutedblasphemy]

Being ace in fandoms is so awkward sometimes because yeah the allos like the irredeemably evil villain who has murdered countless innocent people and experiments on children because he's conventionally attractive, what's my excuse? I like this guy for his personality. His personality is a burning truck of chemicals without a driver rolling at 220 km/h down the hill towards the daycare.

[awoodenpen]

This is wonderfully niche and we need more necromancers on this platform.

[how-masterful]

BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT

[bodhimcbodeface]

I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

[spiffybug]

#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn't doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that ugly hurtful thought and said 'sit down'

Pardon me, but I needed to read your tags tonight.

[teaboot]

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

[teaboot]

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

[stevenrogered]

Bonus:

[elizabethshaw]

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

dan lewis helps at a food bank and illegally shows people around a museum if anything happens to him i will cry and that’s a promise

[plethora-of-imagines]

doctor who, Doctor Who, DOCTOR WHO, DOCTOR WHO,

DOCTOR WHO

[how-masterful]

DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO

[raindropsonwhiskers]

DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO!!!!

[foxglovedforest]

F̷̟͇̹̳̭̼͙̟̯̀̽̎͗͆̅́̋̚̚ ̸̡̛̛̜͉̖̼̹͇̠͈̼̫̦̮̓̑͌̓̉̓̌̉̆̒͘Ļ̴̩̬̰̙̠͖̺̥̘͇̯̼̝͂͗̋̏ͅ ̶̧̟̮̜̫̪͈̩̭̟̯̏̾́̒́͆́̈U̸̧̡̖̼̼̇̌̍̐̂͊͂̓ ̸̛͊̀̃̔̏̈͑̌͐̒̈́̕̚̕ͅX̸͎̝̳̂ ̵̧̡͔͙̜͆̈́̒͛͆̊̾̐̇̅̽̆̽͝͠D̴̞̺̪͚͔̗̝͎͎̪͕̤̯̠̑̄̚͠Ơ̵̢̡̱̻̟̙͕͔͖͚̜͓̫̖̍̍͑̈̂͑͂͊̓̿̀͒̽C̴̡̹̲͕̳̪͓̫̥̟̅̿̾̍͘T̶̗̦͆̓̀Õ̴̤̽͌Ŗ̷̣̰̯͔̤͔͍̈̕͠͠ ̵͉̺̯̞̇̌͋͒̿̏̽͗̐̔͋̋̚̚W̴̧̢̠̖͓̝̜͎̜̜͎̆̈̐̀̓̏͆̀́̈H̴̖̩̲̿̑̂̀̍͊̇͋͋͝O̶̬̟̺̬̦̓̇̇̋͗̌̀̅̏͑̚̚̚̚D̴̡͇̬̦̩͉͉̮̞̪͙͎̻̹̗̅̓͂̔̀̂̒̊͊̆͗̍͝ͅ ̶̢̰̠̟͎̠̮̺͕̤̋͑͆̽̆͠͝D̸̨͙͖̞͙̩̩̫̰̹̯̯̹̟̩̝͐́͐̏̅̈͝O̷̡̗̖̱͙͉͘͝C̴̛̞͖͔̦͒̆͒̇̈̈́̃̇̿̅͊̎T̴̩͉̻̮̏̔͂̕Ọ̴́̄R̴̟̩̰̼̬̗̄͋̐͊͑̔͛̈́͘̕͝ ̴̱̲́W̶͈̠̘̩̹̫͙̺̩͎̫̼̩̼͑͛̈́̐̂̑̄̏̄̎̑̍͜H̶̗̙̫̞͍̲̠̀̆̀̄͌̕O̷͉̝͎̗͊͌̈́ ̵͕͚̜̘̮̫̫͔̈́͑͊̈́̈́̏̒̔̽̉̐́͝͝D̴̢̧̜̜͓͕̺̩̣̺̹̖̣̹̠͊͌͗̀́̑̅̈͠Ȫ̷̲̖̣̯̫̳͇͎̹̬͔̺̿͆̈̎͑̂͛̚͜C̶̛͕̖̜͉͖͖̲͓͒̋̋T̸̛̝̫̲̤͕̿̌̋̋̅̓O̷̢̨̠̝͍̘̯̻̩͓̝͓͎̼̽̓̀̈́̂̄̿̚̕͜R̵̢̛̖̮̳͇̈́͐͋̓͘̚ ̴̡̧͉͍͍͍̳͚͎͎̥͕̼̟̍̈́͗̽̆̎́̾̔͠W̸̢̝̫̠̪̖̘̝̫̩̤͓̱͖̋̋͌͋͘͜͝Ḫ̴̡̢͇̥͔̼͓̻̗̘͍̜̌ͅO̵̢̡͙̺̫̓͗̉͒͊̋̊̂̐̾͊̓͘ ̵̨̢̬̼̮̲͉̭̬̮̜̼͖̙͖͌͐̀̎̿̆̒̇́̄́͠Ḑ̸̢͉̺̤̠̪̭̟̳̮̯̲̄͂̽̌̃̈͊̒͜͜͝O̵̠̘̠͖͔̘̭͆͑͜͝C̸̡̛̹̲͖̣͕̱̲̩̞̻͙̦͒̔̒̇̄̉͑̅̀͝Ţ̴̰͓͉͙̞̭̈́̽O̸̧̥͑͊̄̏̉̆̎́̌̽̊̾̚͘͝Ŕ̵̡̼̟͎͇͔͔̺̺̤̱̘̒̇̆́̿̋̈́̈̎̚ͅ ̵̛̹͓͖͚̮̠̥̥̮̖͍̣͚̜̏͌̿̀̆͛́̾̓͋͆͛͠͝W̶̧̤̰̟͈͐̈́̓͛̂͌̀̃͝Ḩ̷̛̜̭̹͉̫̦͔̐̀̒O̴͇̥̮̯̎̈́͐̋̓̎͝ ̵̢̫͍̣͚͇̥̦͇̿̃̓̈́̓̾̏̔̍͒̈́̈́̾̚

[plethora-of-imagines]

DOCY WHO TIME

[plethora-of-imagines]

doctor who, Doctor Who, DOCTOR WHO, DOCTOR WHO,

DOCTOR WHO

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[brakken-spideyverse]

pour one out

[brakken-spideyverse]

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[calamitysong]

so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

[westbrookwestbooks]

All memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen

[varrictithrass]

You throw away Shepard’s hamster? You put hamster in bin like paper?? Oh! Oh! Jail for clone! Jail for clone for one thousand years!!

[mylordshesacactus]

ME2 is just I Will Collect Every Single Traumatized Person Desperately Searching For Meaning And Direction In This Entire Damn Galaxy And I Will Also Go Pick Up Tali Because I Miss Her

[pens-swords-stuff]

Anyone doing Camp Nano in July?

I'm definitely going to!

[dear-o-deer]

Against my better judgement - yes