Optimised Chaos

Sophie. Idk either.

[loveridden1999]

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[macrolit]

“Love is a striking example of how little reality means to us.”

— In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (b. 10 July 1871)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[aidashakur]

[wetheurban]

I hope July is good to you.

I know it will be.

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth