Monster Nerd

21/ Everything fandom goes here. Some nsfw

[decepticongirl12]

I finished my piece for https://k-fun.tumblr.com/ for the Dark Crystal Secret Santa! I drew their character SkekVya (whom design I love!) and SkekSil. I hope you like it and happy holidays!

[doc-cochran-deactivated20210609]

[vo-kopen]

Big mood.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here

[fullofowls]

Tim Curry: I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism! [shaky breaths while trying not to smile] sssPACE

[delta-altair]

The funniest thing about this is that it implies this was the best possible take

[cloudybakery]

Am I funny yet

[spectralwiitch]

[astraldemise]

[aureliaborealis]

this is the only content that goes with this music. quality content. 100/10

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[bogleech]

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

[chicks2010]

[meatgod]

I definitely need it today, meatGod approved

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

damn i hope everything going ok meatGod :(

[twoofcups]

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

[kbsd]

#this post > the entire mcu

[tri-irt]

im havinfv a stroke

[sirladyknight]

Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

[orientalld]

I BLAME YOU ALL

[lokarz]

If Grievous had an anime laugh

[monsterboyfriends]

Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

[zilliah]

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

[amondra-fandom-dump-deactivated]

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

[ichigokage]

I’m gonna throw some emotional hands right quick

[official-venom-snake]

The only thing tempting me to play resident evil 2 rn is that one pic of the main twink with his titties just popping out of that vest

[official-venom-snake]

t i t s

[hotvampireadjacent]

[homofied]

Ok I wasn’t even interested in this game but now… 🤔

[homofied]

I mean…

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[godofexplosions]

Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

[teathattast]

[orangep0p]

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

[meow-moment]

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

[lazygravez]

have you not seen the episode?

[meow-moment]

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

[teathattast]

world heritage post

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[froginakettle]

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[squigglebug]

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[applestab-deactivated20200713]

my lesbian self thinking about skeksa being in aor season 2 and getting to see her in fully-voiced, fully-sized, beautifully designed puppet glory