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call me vee - (he/it/she) - A03: greendinoplush- multifandom, mainly kirby. transphobes, homophobes,racists, zionists and proshitters get the fuck out of here

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[running-batty]

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

[ftwobr2000]

Annual reblog.

[crybabydraws]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

[chongoblog]

im normal

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die and go to Heaven you’re entitled to make one phone call to any living person you knew in life. With no loved ones in the living world you decide to call the cashier of your favourite pizza place.

[firefox-official]

what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

[firefox-official]

also your skill plateaus. you dont get any better at it after a certain point.

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[swagdinner]

don't listen to the haters haiku bot you got everything perfect

[the-haiku-bot]

don’t listen to the

haters haiku bot you got

everything perfect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I regret to inform you the middle class insecurity industry has now given us the concept of "microcheating", which is when your husband talks to people or has friends

[nyancrimew]

the r/relationships generation

[buggachat]

decided to subject you all to my mind. and my mind has a lot of feelings about adrien and plagg in real-cat!plagg au.

plagg adopted adrien, not the other way around

(sequel to this post)

[hellsitegenetics]

big shout out to trans women

[hellsitegenetics]

shout out to big trans women

[aximili]

the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is

[aximili]

dont worry about it :)

[evilwizard]

#dear god ive made it to dullahan tumblr

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[a-tired-nerd]

Why would I “clean” my blog this is a museum of my interests

[the-haiku-bot]

Why would I “clean” my

blog this is a museum

of my interests

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[writing-prompt-s]

You and your buddies dress as your DND characters as an anniversary event. Maybe it’s just atmosphere, but they’re feeling more real as the session goes on. It isn’t until the girl playing a half-orc snaps the table in half while laughing that you all realize there’s something weird happening.

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[eternal-fractal]

hello! expert here, it is because the image has a funny joke!

[the-haiku-bot]

hello! expert here,

it is because the image

has a funny joke!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve noticed a pattern. Whenever you try dieting your favorite restaurant has an unlimited nacho night or your friend has coupons for a free Pizza. It’s the apocalypse, rations are running low. As a joke, you say you’re going on a diet. Seemingly on que, you hear a knock on your bunker door.