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Turn Thine Eyes Here, Gaze Upon My Pile And Weep, For It Is Far More Of A Mountain Than Thine Own pfp by @flame-shadow

[cursedmirage]

I had to draw how the scene would play out in the perspective of the camera

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[woahmaaan]

Silly goober

[targetedknowledge]

[ehszter]

I made this for a manga drawing contest a little while ago. It was a really fun concept, they gave a complete storyboard for a short story and you had to draw the final pages in any style you wanted. I wish there were more contests like this, I really enjoyed it! :3

[niceinchnails]

>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck

[biyoualwaysryan]

same energy

[boxheadpaint]

la classique

[seabassapologist]

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

4′33″ - Wikipedia

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[wizardarchetypes]

today i died at sea

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm a romantic you see

[identifying-isopods-in-posts]

Aega psora

[kaeladrawsstuff]

mr wing ding!!

gaster is a character that has fascinated me since undertale, but because of his relevance in deltarune i cant help but become more drawn to him... especially since he basically flirts with us on twitter before each chapter comes out 😭😭

anyway sans fangirl to papyrus fangirl to gaster fangirl is a real pipeline it happened to me

heres an extra doodle:

[pyrrhiccomedy]

can I talk about my new vampire the masquerade pc I think I really went off with this concept. never seen this as a pc in a vtm game before tbh. he's a responsible adult with a job

[wizzard890]

I'm running this campaign and it's so fun to give him challenges like "the local newspaper is reviewing your business", or "your high strung show pony employee has gotten into trouble with the mafia". he will deal with these obstacles by going to talk to the offending party like they're both in their thirties.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

his name is Sam. he's managing payroll. he's appeasing investors. he's requesting a receipt from the police precinct when he reclaims an inappropriately confiscated object from evidence lockup. his favorite Discipline is Summon because he can use it to make people show up to places on time (cell phones don't exist yet). obviously yes he is a Ventrue.

one of his employees who turns out to have a Dark and Mysterious past offered to kill somebody (anybody) for him and instead of thinking that was sexy or cool Sam was just like "that's a weird way to approach solving your problems. have you tried using your words"

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Sam is a guy who just wants to run a successful night club but unfortunately necromancers are trying to take over the city, and he might be the only person in a position to stop them. And he's a responsible adult so he's taking that on, but please understand that he will not let that effort come at the expense of opening his night club's private gambling room on schedule.

[momosweetpeach]

Maybe don't pick fights with teenagers

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

in general i do really like when the 'boundaries for rules and penalties for breaking the rules' are (correctly) understood as part of 'how the game is played' in competitive games. ppl always get really snippy about this kind of thing but i lay firmly on the side of "the spirit of the rules does not exist, the rules exist as they are enforced". and so anyway i just noticed you forgot your pact trigger earlier and you just tapped out for a spell, so im putting that on the stack now.

[alyrch99]

Actually! This is now the correct enforcement of the rule at competitive REL. Like any other missed trigger, the player is given the opportunity to put it on the stack at the point that they realize it's been missed, though they of course get warned (as does their opponent) for failure to maintain game state. So the correct way to catch your opponent out for forgetting a pact trigger *is* to get them to tap out some mana, then call over a judge and point out their pact trigger, at which point they cannot pay and lose.

[alyrch99]

You can actually see pro tour, magic world cup, and mythic invitational winner Andrea Mengucci do *exactly* this to (also) pro tour, magic world cup, and mythic invitational winner Simon Nielsen (mentioned just to point out even pros mess up, not glaze them for no reason) in this video (timestamped, it happens over the next 2 minutes). The exact situation mentioned in the OP. So Miss vitreous-sight has it entirely correct *and* that's actually the exact advice given by Mengu.

[gorryb]

A handful of KawKaws

[cryptotheism]

What is this deranged school of guacamole production that makes the avocado thin and watery but goes hard on the jalapeno; seeds aplenty. Why is the dominant flavor the pepper. It's fucking guacamole. If I wanted salsa verde I would have purchased salsa verde, but no I am forced to suffer through this wet and fatless tomato chunk nonsense. Guacamole "Authentico" my estrogenized ass.

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[terrie01]

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

[homunculus-argument]

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck