Deers

D e e r s

[deers-offical]

W̴͙͈̰̗͛̈́̈͐̈͝͝͠E̵͓͌̾̃̾͐̈͝Ļ̴̲͝C̷̮̻̖̙̣̎͒͛̇̎̆̋͜O̷̝̩̗̣̒͑͒̂̈́Ḿ̵͕̰͈̍͂͘͝E̶͎̰̯̯̘̋̍̽̾͋͠ ̴̤͛̄͌̈́̾̃̈́͋ ̷̨̦̻̮̼̅̒̏͛̐ͅ ̷̡̱̰̫͍͖̜̌͘͜͝ ̷̝͈͈̥͚̟̈́͗͒͛͂̌̚ ̸̢̱̤̊͐̇͐̚̚͝Ţ̵̧̧̨̥͔̜̤̉̈̈́̒̚Ȍ̴̝̣̣̬ ̷͔̭̬̯̪̤̀ ̵̧̙̜̬̦̝̤̩̊̎͒̀̀̊̇͘ ̷̧̰̼̭̲͔̈́̈́͜ ̸̣̝̿͒̌̕ ̷̢̧̛̮̬̻́͋̔̑͑̕Y̵̰̥̜̗̜͕̭̓̀̈́̈̆̿̂͝Ō̶̡͉̻̙̙͌̒̀ͅU̵̼̝̹͈̦̫͑̎̉͛Ŕ̸̙̦ ̸͈͇̗̠͍̮͕̉̔̐͠ ̴̖̀̀̈̔̎͐̕ ̸̖̟̺̯̗̦̪̒͗̐̿̎̒͛ ̶̤̍͜ ̷̡͉̻̦̖͉̻̬́̄́͊̀̉H̷̲͙̻̜̜͇̓ ̵̞̠͊E̷̬͐͛̾́͘͠ ̸̠̱̱̭̜͕̈́͜ͅL̶̡̛̰̟̗̋̑̈́̎͌̌ ̴̹̞͙̞̂̓̍̆̀͑̆L̵̟͔͈̙̺̓͆̐͘.̶̺̮͍͚̪͙͑͘

Hi! I'm Deers. Yes, Deers. Not Deer. That's someone else. I'm that Cursed One your trail cam picks up in the middle of the night.

I prefer xe/xem/they/them/he/him, but I don't really mind as long as I am still your

Ȏ̴̧̡̮̥̮͔̫̯̫̗̹͙̗̩͚͚̬̊̍̀͗͒̂̊̿̆̅̀̓͆̿̆̊̀̕̕͜͝͝͝V̶̞̠̓͋̀̎̇͐̓̒̑͐̉̎̎̎̓͐̋̀̚͠E̸̡̢͔̱̣̻͖̐͗̆͜R̷̨̧̧̥͔̭͍͔̖̯̬̝͍̻͓̫̫͍̯̲͉͙̠͎͉͕̊̈́͑̋́̔͝͠L̶̨̛͇̪̫̹̩̹͚̩̱͚̘͎͚̺̠̣̦̺̻̤̭̤̩̜̱̟̣̥̠̰̃̓̏̈́̒̈̓̇̒̓͋̓̓̿̐͘̕͠͠ͅȎ̶̡̡͇̜̤̳̘̲̥̯̈̒͐͛̅͆̑͑̃̓̄̏̀͗̀̓̃̊̽̀͊̀͊̿̿́̿͂͊̊͜͠͝R̴̡̢̢̧͇͕̳͕̹̰̗̗͔̲͇͎̯̹̫̰̰̻̣̬̍̈́͝D̷̹̖͓̩̠͕̰͎͎̲̥̬̩̠͎̘̜̻̗͙̖̩͉͕͔͇̻͍̖̿̈́̄̔̃͐̍̽̀͂̎̊̍̎̀̌̅̏͆̉̀͑́̑͒̂̿͊̕͜͝

Anyways, I hope your day is completely cursed. Goodbye.

[hell-offical]

This is the official manager, of the place known to you mere mortals as hell, speaking.

No, I am not satan herself and I would never proclaim to be, I’m merely the one (terribly overworked) demon responsible for everything down here running smoothly.

Please follow the instructions given below, to ensure a smooth transition between your previous life experience and your now following eternal damnation:

no running, no matter what the circumstances, except when expected to run, than please, do it as slowly as possible

no screaming from 10am to 11am (even our demons need a break)

under no circumstances, enter the newly constructed 10th ring, this rule has to be followed for your own safety!

do not interact with the inhabitants of the 10th ring (once again, this rule has to be followed for you own safety!!!)

Cerberus, our three headed dog does not like to be petted (we will not respond to any complaints regarding lost limbs)

unionizing amongst demons is strictly prohibited!! I am paying you in pineapple pizzas now… WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT???

PRAISED BE THE PINEAPPLE!!! PRAISED BE THE PIZZA!!!!!

If you follow those simple rules, I, your manager will be able to grant you a free pineapple pizza every century as a reward!

In the following I shall list my alliances and animosities:

My partner in crime and the pizza-parent of my adopted children: @supervillain-offical

My sworn enemy: @the-offical-government

My personal hired pizza baker: @holyspiritoffical

I am the co-leader of the army towards ultimate evilness, the fearsome “Hired Goons for Pineapple Pizza”

I am a member of the evil alliance founded by @villain-offical

I have hired @deers-offical (don’t know for how long yet, mostly because of a certain Pineapple that shall not be named….)

And I hired a new Demon!!!!! @soul-crushing-demon-offical WELCOME TO THE TEAM!!!!!

And the third minion is….. @alarm-clock-offical …. LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!!

I have a geese army… they have nuclear weapons….

I have adopted @gwi-ma-offical now!!!!!!!! *pats @gwi-ma-offical on the non-existent head*

And my second child is…. *dramatic pause* @disaster-offical !!!!!!!

Finally, I am now legitimizing my third adoption: @pizza-offical . Because every good family needs a pizza god!!!!

And last but not least, the offical Picrew for hell:

And some art of hell I made:

And here’s Hell’s wanted poster, which shows them in their angle phase:

[deers-offical]

Why do I have 3 notifications for this

[superhero-offical]

ALL IN FAVOR OF OVERTHROWING THE SALAMANDER SAY AYE!

[nyarlathotep-offical]

AYE

[deers-offical]

AYE

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

[incorrectemobandquotes-blog]

@thepanicemo

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

@emobandtreasure

[jaylarkson]

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

[themarkiplierexperience]

I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️

[zi-deactive]

My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…

[that-sokovian-bastard]

I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school

[slothplantsworld]

I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you

[sleekeazyz]

lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART 

[hellbentredhead]

I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!

[marril96]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[fandomssaremysoul]

@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[pyriteplates]

@chaoticga-y @chaotic-little-shit @ihalfandhalfbastardi @imidori-ya @ourravenmaster @neeepnooop @dementedzombieo-o and many more!! (those were just off the top of my head,,,) yall are great!!

[imidori-ya]

@ All my discord babies

[that-one-cunt-deactivated202208]

@fir3st0rm12 @wolfattack9 @pyra-manix @rakkiankh @faisalliot @renshiii13 @fingerspellingtopassthetime

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Literally my internet friends are the only ones I feel safe when talking to

[deedeethedevil-deactivated20250]

[ever-will-yap-if-they-wanna]

I fricking love my online friends

[collie-starblind]

Omg pookie yes🥹🫂

[oliver-oil257]

im literally dating a girl I met online, some of my best friends are online too!!!! I love you guyssssss

[kaeruutv]

YAY! Not a predator!!

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[kingofkaumidy]

How disgusting can you be? This is just attempted genocide!

Disgusting.

[unknownbrainrot]

PLEASE, MY PEOPLE 🙏🙏🙏 ESPECIALLY MY TRANS FEMS

[evil-bread-offical]

@satan-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @undecided-offical @helpmemiku @oxford-dictionary-offical @poetry-eater-offical @advice-offical @avocado-offical @dino-kid-offical @grammer-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @hatman-offical @jeff-offical @level-2-autism-offical @coffin-maker-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @bill-cipher-offical @bulbasaur-offical @boop-offical @bear-offical @mushroom-offical @mothman-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @adhd-offical @trans-official

[orphanage-for-officals]

WE GOTTA GET more OFFICALS IN HERE

@possum-offical @planes-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @hell-offical @pineapple-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical

[hell-offical]

PLEASE STAY SAFE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @alarm-clock-offical + EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

Look after yourself everyone! <3

@deers-offical @amnesia-offical and anyone else who sees this!!!!

[deers-offical]

@twink-offical @clydesdale-offical and anyone else

Please spread this! Make it known!

[apcqlypse]

thanks for the tag @lady-st4rdustt 💕💕 i made a new post because the old one was getting super long :)

game:

Click this link → https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-improved

and continue to generate using your name or online name until it get to something that perfectly describes you

(its probably sloth)

np tags @cherrylusstuff @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @cornishpadfoot @iconicfrangipani @doutzen-taylors-version

[ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper]

Thanks for the tag :)

Okay but why was this the first one?

@chronicallyonlinebitch @thepicklekingog @i-eat-asphalt @bricksandbirds @petalsblooming @prumbus-bumbus @teagandoesstuff @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @hey-look-at-the-stars @landofshazza and anybody else who wants to!

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

thanks for the tag :)

😭😭

@lastpigeonparty @mixed-match-archive @astrophelthegremlin @thatoneartist-inthecorner @frooglet @gay-ass-nerd0w0 @baskabytheanglerfish @cerulean156 @literary-chameleon @rushedname112 @grandpappypickle @houseofcrack @gayfurbyboi and anyone who wants to join hehe :)

[baskabytheanglerfish]

weeeeell

tagsss

@king-of-all-bobs @anxiousposting @faunthewitch @abellza @solqrays @vqmp-grrrl @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @the-ghost-in-the-camera @littlejumpingjoan @the3vanr0si3r @grumpymowse @littlechaoscryptid @gaster-wd @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @trans-tim-stoker @blacknailpolishoffical @theburiedsspeciallittleboy @thelocalidiot @evyyy77 @whimsical-alpaca-from-mars @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @oldersister-offical @trinketcollectingcrow @all-the-hyper-fixations @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @chronicallyonlinebitch @cosmo-vostok @the-tardis-is-blue @phenomentastic2 @ash-elair-writes @ineffablequeermoony @aliensatemysocks @sockssketchingshack @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @manyrandomfandoms @autisto0brat @theburiedsspeciallittleboy @mooonyssweater @in-your-wall-s

[gaster-wd]

❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ☞︎✋︎☼︎💧︎❄︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ ✋︎ ☝︎☜︎☠︎☜︎☼︎✌︎❄︎☜︎👎︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @riverman-offical @the-watchers-offical @frooglet @ch1mmy-error @3rte @no-one-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @james-offical

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

….Accurate…scarily accurate…. Both OC and OOC

@supervillain-offical @hell-offical @villain-offical

[hell-offical]

I present to you…. The very EXTRAORDINARILY ACCURATE:

@supervillain-offical (I know you did this one already…. I just really find what Hell got funny and wanted you to see it)

@the-offical-government , @alarm-clock-offical , @towel-official , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @gwi-ma-offical +open tags

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

I remember that!

Tags: @amnesia-offical @deers-offical and anyone else!!!

[deers-offical]

@clydesdale-offical

[asserting-my-dominance]

tag game (pls don't let this die here i will be so embarrassed)

tell me what piece of media (show, movie, book, song, fanfic, etc) you are currently obsessed with!

for me it's force of gravity by ocean fruit (byler fanfic)

uuuuhhh its so good i love it so much

npt: @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @landofshazza @morganisabylershipper @mothwingsmayy @anything-for-my-moons @folkloresencen @artanarchyandarchery @willprobablyabandonthissoon

[netflix-offical]

Supernatural, as always. (And mod with object shows lol)

Tags: @bubble-official @pepsi-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-shipper-of-officals @ao3--offical @spotify-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @james-offical @gary-offical @gary-offical-spotify @offical-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @the-police-offical @villain-offical

[bubble-official]

Night at the Museum!!!

@tophat-offical @totally-not-a-fake-offic-i-al @chaos-ducks @throckmorton-offical @evil-duck-offical @half-empty-coffee-cup-offical

[half-empty-coffee-cup-offical]

That awkward moment when you get tagged on a post twice because of ur alt officals. 😅

Object shows! Always and forever!

@satan-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @america-offical @the-government-offical @closed-door-offical @open-door-offical @angel-offical

[the-government-offical]

rn i'd say i'm obsessed with mcr 😭

@supervillain-offical @shapeshifter-offical @deerstalker-hat-offical

[shapeshifter-offical]

MCYT and being evil. *finger guns before I accidentally run into A pole head first*

@earth-offical @rob-the-robber-offical @serial-killer-offical @death-offical @pride-offical @wrath-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-official @supervillains-assistant-offical @the-royal-cat-offical

[earth-offical]

animal crossing

(for mod: tadc :DDD)

uhh @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @james-offical @an-alien-offical and open tags!!!

[hell-offical]

…. Well I filmed a pineapple pizza once….

(Ooc: MCR especially Danger Days in the moment)

@the-offical-government , @gwi-ma-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @alarm-clock-offical + open tags!!

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

I found a dvd in a soul’s pocket that said Life of Brian on it!!!!!! It’s so funny!!!!! (>▽<)

(Ooc: Franz Ferdinand 🙃 the hyperfixation is real)

Npt: @deers-offical @amnesia-offical and anyone else!!!!!!

[deers-offical]

Cryptozoology, which I had a remarkably difficult time typing just now. If that doesn't count, then nothing. I don't obsess over your human media.

(Ooc: the backrooms(fanon))

[international-electromatics]

Tag game :3

Pick a image that describes you

@absolutely-a-madman-in-a-box @shuriken-n @that1chaospotato @johnlennonsarmchair @silliestcolressfan @strangelycasualhorror @number1skalesimp @z-exe666 @gasolinelegg @transfemme-tennant

[strangelycasualhorror]

@str1ngsss @sevindrgon @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @luthold

@kay27-iread

[kay27-iread]

@halfasleepforever

@sasgaycumfilledcondom

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

@lifeisshortbutseoischangbin @ratreekinghavock @caffinated-trauma-ferret @clownboy18 @rottmnt-tmnt @writing-for-noods

[lifeisshortbutseoischangbin-dea]

Ahh crap there's too many 😔😔 I guess I'll just have to pick the first one

Forever love Bangch- *cough* I mean suguru

Anyways @stayalittlelonger143 @tiffxcargos (I'm too tired to think of anyone else)

[atetheluck]

@luvmunchies @channiesbaby1433 @afararraaaa @yourarabkogal @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @urfavvbilliemunch @celestl4lore @cut-catches @lifeisshortbutseoischangbin @azzryel @strhwa @leeknowfan @nutdoughnut @pants-for-free123 @rei-simpe4life @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx

[nutdoughnut]

Omg Tyyy!!

@swhore @xoseos @neptunemooon @e-nygmaofficial @canneedpineeapple @blueylovesssanimating

[e-nygmaofficial]

Tag time! :3

@askd0ctorjcrane @riddle-us-this @miss-tuesday

[riddle-us-this]

@vintageaviatorartwork, @weirdez, @askd0ctorjcrane

[vintageaviatorartwork]

@batwoman-or-whatever, @riddlers-assistant-andrew, @sionis-is-the-mask, @squid-turtles

[batwoman-or-whatever]

@theoneandonlyscaregoon @henchmen4hiresmiley @hero-helpers @batgirlspain @assisting-gothams-horror-king

[batgirlspain]

@belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal @supergirlofmetropolis @batmanspain

[belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal]

@cutelover76 @fry-stealing-seagull @thetruescholar

[fry-stealing-seagull]

@nightwing-titan-official @babsggordon @baby-grayson @obsession-withthenight

[nightwing-titan-inactive]

@therealson @theorist-of-conspiracy @gothams-dark-prince @thebestwondergirl @coolestharper @first-boy-wonder

[thebestwondergirl]

@queenofarchery @jasonthetod @bartallentheimpluse @stephcantspell @timdrakeisanepobaby

[timdrakeisanepobaby]

@theorist-of-conspiracy, @bearspiracies, @redhood-offical

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

@nightwing-offical @spade-quinzel @askcobblepot

[nightwing-offical]

@supervillain-offical @damian-al-ghul-wayne-offical @can-tab-eater-offical

[supervillain-offical]

Thanks for the tag!

@hell-offical @holyspiritoffical @supervillains-assistant-offical @the-void-offical @queercoded1920smanoffical @britain-offical + open tags

[hell-offical]

*dramatic pause*

I don’t know why this exists….

BUT I’M SURE GLAD THAT IT DOES!!!!

@soul-crushing-demon-offical , @the-offical-government +open tags

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

This is your reminder that Crushy canonically listens to Franz Ferdinand because I said so. Also you guys are all gonna find out what my main is now. Oh well.

Tags: @amnesia-offical @deers-offical and anyone else!!!!!!!!

[deers-offical]

@clydesdale-offical @twink-offical

[supervillain-offical]

Soooo….

I HAVE A KID NOW!!!!!!

I have adopted @gwi-ma-offical !!! They’re a burning wall of fire (I know…. VERY CUTE!!!!)

…. I’m sure there won’t be an issue with them moving in right now???? THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

- @hell-offical

You....ADOPTED Gwi-Ma.

And...you want them to move in

?! Okay fine, but how the Hell (no pun intended) did you adopt them?!?!

[hell-offical]

YES!!!!!!!

And the adoption process was surprisingly easy actually…. I just patted them on their non-existent head a few times…. Gave them some pineapple pizza…. And BOOM….

ADOPTION!!!!!!!

So you are okay with @gwi-ma-offical moving into the secret supervillain lair?

[supervillain-offical]

Um. Congratulations!

Yeah, it's fine. Maybe they'll scare Pineapple away

(which I doubt.)

[hell-offical]

Yeah… I doubt that too…..

BUT THANKS!!!!! …. Quick question…. How fireproof is that lair of yours?????

[supervillain-offical]

Actually we have an entire fire-proof room!

[hell-offical]

HOW THOUGHTFUL!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

Yeah, I actually had it made for the hostages because they wanted to commit arson safely. But it's empty right now, so your new child can have it all to themself!

[the-pineapple-offical]

so about that we the arsonist burnt down the fire proof room somehow

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Whoopsie

[supervillain-offical]

Ughhhhhhhhh

@supervillains-assistant-offical

You think you could get on that too?

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

*sigh* yes

[supervillain-offical]

Yeah, sorry you're being overworked. Things are kind of descending into chaos because of that Pineapple.

Who? Me? Apologize? Never. Just your imagination. Supervillains never EVER apologize.

[hell-offical]

Ahh… I see you need help…

I’ll give you command over the geese army… they can be pretty good builders as well… I think….

*hands you a silver whistle shaped like a goose feather*

DON’T LOOSE THAT!!!!!! Or else…. We will have FAR worse trouble than just the Pineapple….

[the-pineapple-offical]

*grabs it and runs for his fucking life*

[hell-offical]

HAH!!!!!! I GOT YOU!!!!!!

There’s no real way to transfer the rule over the geese army….

BUT THIS WHISTLE TURNS YOU INTO A GOOSE!!!!!

WELCOME TO MY GEESE ARMY!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

Oh! Wait! That was brilliant! And I would know. Cause I'm brilliant.

[hell-offical]

Yes…. I definitely not just wanted you to be turned into a goose….

It was a GENUINE GENIUS MOVE!!!!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *starts speaking geesish with the geese*

[hell-offical]

YAY!!!!!! @supervillain-offical … TAKE A LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

*the geese all look at you in unison in complete silence*

[hell-offical]

Yeah I have to admit… I cursed them all… most of them deserved it….

But…. Pineapple… I would free you… if certain conditions were met…..

[the-pineapple-offical]

*they keep looking at you in silence and then suddenly one of the geese turns back to normal*

[hell-offical]

The goose turned into a goose???? And no… it really doesn’t work like that…

To lift the curse a goose has to eat from the secret pizza… which lies hidden in hell

And hell (the place) is currently… rather difficult to access….

Anyway… would you be ready to discuss the conditions of you being turned back???

[the-pineapple-offical]

wait I have a pizza in my pocket *in geesis*

*grabs the hell pizza*

[hell-offical]

YOU ARE A GOOSE!!!!! YOU DON’T HAVE POCKETS!!!!!!

Also… would you be able to explain to me how you got down to hell while all of the demons there have devolved into anarchy???? How did you get past them?????

Because If you were able to get there…. Then I have to offer you a job in the venture of getting me back into control over Hell!!!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

I made a deal a while back there and my summer house is there so I know all the locals

[supervillain-offical]

WAIT. YOU HAVE A FUCKING VACATION HOME IN HELL?!?!? That is SO EVIL.

@hell-offical CAN I HAVE A VACATION HOME IN HELL???

[hell-offical]

YES!!! YES obviously!!! (if you help me win control back down there…)

But… more importantly, I have the Pineapple in goose form locked up into a hyper security cell…

HERE’S YOUR CHANCE!!!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

oh no a single pineapple in your cell what am I going to do 😐

[hell-offical]

Here…

*throws in a glitter bomb*

@supervillain-offical … NOW OR NEVER!!!!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

Yummy

*a different pineapple bashes your head in with a shovel*

[supervillain-offical]

Uh...

*hides behind @hell-offical*

It-It multiplied.

[hell-offical]

YES I KNOW!!!!! The pineapple has ALWAYS BEEN a hive mind….

*points at the pineapple which is now speared on my right horn*

I STILL NEED HELP HERE!!!!!

[supervillain-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO I CAN'T GO NEAR IT BC I'M CURSED?!?!

Uh...hey, @nightwing-offical do you think you could give me a hand by any chance?

[hell-offical]

Oh god… I’ll try and get some help too….

@alarm-clock-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @deers-offical !!!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!! WHE HAVE TO FIGHt OF AN ARMY OF HIVE MIND PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[deers-offical]

*Eats the pineapples because even though I'm eldritch, I'm still a deer*

[endymion-offical]

@deers-offical Dorian said happy birthday :]

[deers-offical]

ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

[hell-offical]

Hell. I turned a year older. I have lived another three-hundred sixty-five days.

Well than…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

There you go….

[deers-offical]

That was me. I forgot to add my @. I was tired. Boyfriend woke me up with too many notifications.

[hell-offical]

Ah!!!! Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! 🎉

[deers-offical]

Thank you!

[hell-offical]

Hell. I turned a year older. I have lived another three-hundred sixty-five days.

Well than…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

*hands you a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

There you go….

[deers-offical]

That was me. I forgot to add my @. I was tired. Boyfriend woke me up with too many notifications.

[deers-offical]

Nat has reminded me that it's my birthday. Go me. Yay.

[endymion-offical]

EVERYBODY

GO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED @deers-offical

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEERS!!!!

[deers-offical]

Thank you, baby. 🖤💚

[hell-offical]

500 posts!

Yep.

C.H.R.O.N.I.C.A.L.L.Y

online….

OBVIOUSLY, shout out to my alliances (and animosities):

@supervillain-offical , @the-offical-government , @heaven-offical , @deers-offical , @soul-crushing-demon-offical and @alarm-clock-offical YOU ARE ALL NOW LEGALLY REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FOLLOWING NOTES GAME!!!!!!!!!

(And you are all the BEST!!!!! :3)

Anyways……let me use this opportunity to start a notes game I just made up:

Tip the first letter of your first name into the tags and list the three funniest suggestions, I’ll go first:

The guest to spread the news of the evilest pizza!!!!!

but we stopped knowing it at the quintuple crossing….

don’t question the Pineapple Pizza thing….

[deers-offical]

I didn't understand a word of that. Is that odd?

[dustyoldclock]

Here is the picrew chain that Iwas told to start

Just me

Alli’s OC Creator!

Join a world with millions of cute avatars! What's your style? Cutesy? Bold? Feminine? Don’t be afraid to express yourself! Don’t be afra

@pennyroyald @atom1o6 @mildlybizarrecorvid

[siren-offical]

@sea-bass-offical @pirate-offical @bill-cipher-offical @japan-offical @can-tab-eater-offical

[random-citizen-offical]

@lime-offical @lemon-offical

[fairy-offical]

Wasn't invited but hope u sont mind:3

@homosexuality-offical @brick-offical @brazil-offical @very-gay-poet

[brazil-offical]

thank you for the tag

@officalverse-statistics-offical @offical-wikipedia @official-dead-weirdo

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

AH!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

@supervillain-offical , @the-offical-government , @soul-crushing-demon-offical , @deers-offical , @alarm-clock-offical , @england-offical +open tags

[soul-crushing-demon-offical]

Thanks for tagging me in this, it was really fun!!!! ヽ(•‿•)ノ Npt: @hell-offical @deers-offical @ anyone else because I don’t know that many officals yet!

[deers-offical]

As close to me in real life as I could get with that Picrew.

@clydesdale-offical