deers's junk @deersjunk - Tumblr Blog

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

thelaughingserpent

The courage to slay a god.

victusinveritas

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

vvatchword

@apocrypals

apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

rainathrownaway

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

ellewantsrevenge

aadam jacobs's archive

tura23

I love it when someone shares their obsession.

cybermanes

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

LMFAO

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

transcyberism

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

rockdistributor100

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

rockdistributor100

You Will Grab Me Wont You?

strongermonster

i'm looking at wearable heating pads so i can keep the furnace lower in the winter and maybe save some money, and i love the way they look like something out of a fantasy. come along my heated little squire, we've dragons to kill near the wizard tower

my heated armours

strongermonster

also big fan of this review. perfect for #myailments

whatdoesthevixensay

Hockey can't be real, I think they made it up for fanfic

businesstiramisu

#i need everyone to watch this#i saw it this morning on bsky and i am so grateful that someone on tumblr had also posted it#the attention to detail on this is insane#and yet it is also so incredibly true to the spirit of minor league hockey#screaming at 'absolute penalty kill'#amazing. great job to whatever allentown hockey weeb got this greenlit

official-kircheis

@shacklesburst

tanuki-kimono

[Night Drift] modern kimono by Highcaloryotome, modelled with a bunny obi by MaroJuice.

Pattern represents dekotora, Japanese art trucks heavily pimped with neon lights:

junelalonde-deactivated20260310

Floating Rooms 10th Anniversary Vinyl!

Very grateful to have my work on wax for the first time! Many thanks to Shatterfoil Industries for asking if they could do this and spearheading it all afterwards.

carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity