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weareallcrazyowlsmadhere

Ilya and Shane wearing these shirts. That’s it, thats the post

octobersociety-deactivated20241

stalker-among-the-stars

There is another way

saintofpride201

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

lierdumoa

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

space-blue

ailithnight

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

mrsfitzgerald

pure tenderness ♥︎

writingdose

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

kuvaton

saint-batrick

environmental storytelling.

phallicthimble

ilyas-left-nut

rushing to be together and then absolutely trying everything possible to slow time to stay together

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

innerchildabortionclinic

Legendary

sunb1eeder

THE AI DUMPED HIM

sudaca-swag

they just keep creating new lows for incels lmao

coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

finelytaylored

(full article)

americanmoths

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

iampackratseemehoard

#AND he locked him down#what does it mean when ur kid is the reason the town slut will not sleep with anyone else?!!#heated rivalry @my-moon

so sorry these tags can't stay hidden

eugeniedanglars

i like this show in a cool ironic detached intellectual way btw

academicblorbo

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

I scoured the internet for clips from the chinese 2021 romeo et juliette performance and cut the videos and songs together.

‼️!!!!!If you have a video or song that's not in this please let me know so I can add it!!!!!!‼️

I used the original 2001 french version as template for the song order (I am aware that it has been since changed) and also used some audio from that same perforance for when clips started or ended in the middle of a song.