[deityfordummies]

do u fw me

no way

[pissvortex]

[vinyl-and-plastic-dreams]

The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

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It’s super breathtaking:

[qiyra]

children love crawling into small machines

[peach-pot]

if ever I were to transition to be a boy and then later one day went “fuck it. it’s girl time.” to me that would not be detransitioning. I’m built different that’s just trans gender 2!!!!!

[fishandshesmygills]

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[vergonpeludo]

buenos días mandy

[meow-moment]

“The Party Girl. A species that flourished from the late 90s to the early 2010s. population began to swiftly decrease in 2014 and the coronavirus pandemic is thought to have killed off the last of them. A species lost to time. Or so we thought. My hypothesis, gentlemen, is that yes, they have gone extinct. But i propose…” *i flip a lever and lights illuminate several test tubes, each containing a college frat boy. I pull out a cartoonishly large needle full of estrogen.* “…we can bring them back.”

[aqua-regia009]

Sirin and Alkonost The Birds of Joy and Sorrow, 1896. By Viktor Vasnetsov (1848-1926)

[maythray]

gouger and gougita

[evilwizard]

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

[evilwizard]

oh thank god

[outermire-deactivated20230210]

the perfect gif combo

[greelin]

the slay here…

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[4colorcowboy-deactivated2018123]

Metal button with Felix the Cat in cowboy garb, Lisa Frank Inc., 1981.

[capitangoosie]

brkn angl