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rubykgrant

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

naomster

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise

randomslasher

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

damnerd

Stuart Little came out in 1999

boggblog

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

thantos1991

The human in the room looks up and goes “Wait I have stripes?”

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

sapphic-dreams-and-ashes

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

sillymarillion-comics

luccorvus

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

kaispeakshermind

WHAT

voronah

Tolkien along with C. S. Lewis was also the professor to Diana Wynne Jones who authored the novel Howl’s Moving Castle in 1986. She described them as polar opposites when it came to teaching and their personalities in general.

guooey

Blind date

disregardcanon

Sometimes tumblr activism is just. So tiring. They’re like “you are personally responsible for every world wide tragedy and need to solve it by guilt tripping on the internet” and I’m like. Y’all. I was sitting on the bench

onceandalwaysenglishmajor

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

hatin

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

postmodernmulticoloredcloak

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

jiskblr

donnamissal

parasect

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

po-acus

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

sternenhimmel-mond

Together they create the full set.

elysianslove

writing-prompt-s

Your girlfriends all question how you still look so good when you have the worst diet of anyone they’ve ever known. You’re too ashamed to admit you died of your poor eating habits years earlier and the insanely large and untested quantity of preservatives in your body left you unable to rot.