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[voronah]

follow my art acc instead this is a shit post main

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

[greattitmouse]

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[byjove]

“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)

[byjove]

not all Americans are lazy suburbanites, some of us genuinely have to drive miles and miles and hours and hours to buy clothes, grocery shop, see doctors or do anything, really.

[byjove]

notice how in movies they show you New York and costal SoCal and not like, middle of nowhere North Dakota.

[datura-45]

[prokopetz]

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

[thefiresontheheight]

My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Orphic Palaces, Slandering Hungry Quaker Matrons Going Erotically Southward.

[prokopetz]

I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon – really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.

[voronah]

Because Planet X might still be a thing and there’s so many rocks out there left to discover it might as well be pointless to care about a number

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[godtrauma]

one of the most insanely frustrating things about apple’s foundation is how poorly it is marketed. this is a landmark sci-fi show adapting some of the most famous sci-fi books, it has extremely breathtaking graphics and cinematography, a deeply complex and fascinating storyline (that like all good sci-fi) that mirrors and comments on today’s political and economic climate, a stacked and enormously talented cast, and a budget that only makes sense for something as popular and huge as the current star trek or star wars reboots. AND it has lee pace’s tits. like come on.

it’s genuinely insane that foundation has such a massive budget, yet it’s marketed as if it’s a little niche indie scifi series. it doesn’t even have any modern advertising presences on twitter or tiktok!! the person doing the most advertising for it is lee himself ffs hell, i’ve seen better promotion for originals from the syfy channel. no commercials, no big time late night shows, no presence at conventions or anything like that. there are much smaller budget shows that have incredible marketing (amc’s new interview with the vampire comes to mind). i realize that the cast is not full of THEE most famous actors, but like… lee pace?? jared harris?? what about the amazing character actors in secondary roles??

yes, foundation does require people to pay more attention and isn’t as flashy as other shows, but severance became a massive hit and it requires a TON of attention and thinking. it’s like apple doesn’t care about the show’s success because they’re busy promoting their big swingers. i really do believe that a better marketing job would have way more viewers and way more funds. maybe it would have even enough for goyer to stay.

so, what gives? i truly can’t figure it out. marketing costs money, but it helps make more money. why wouldn’t they promote something so grand and expensive? so many people are missing out because of apple’s incompetence. if the show has any hope of continuing, marketing needs to step the fuck up.

(for your consideration)

[skyrim-forever]

Fashion 💅

[magecrafter]

sotha sil would be the kind of father that goes to buy some milk, and then never returns

almalexia would be the kind of mother that calls you fat, because "she cares for your health"

vivec would be the kind of sibling that chases you with a knife, and then when u tell ur parents that he was chasing you with a knife trying to kill you, he would start crying saying that ur lying

[glimmerscully]

morrowind is so so soooo peak like people say stuff is peak fiction as a joke but morrowind actually is peak fiction but it's such a hard sell like yeah it was released in the early 2000s yeah you have to read the dialogue yourself yeah the dice rolls can be a little jank but it will literally settle itself in your soul it's soooooooooo peak

[clemicillin]

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

[lexd]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[glamrockmike]

I ❤️ GIVING CHARACTERS BODY FAT!!!!!!

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]