Bi-furious

I post everything Supernatural, Scream and Bextk. follow me here and on snapchat truekate54406

[charlieism]

listen i know we all love villain!Joey, i mean he's fucking excellent at it

but there's something we're all forgetting, ignoring, and underappreciating, and we need more of it: protagonist!Joey

[delicateflowerchil-d]

My 7 year old sister has learned the chorus to How Far I'll Go on the piano so it's all she plays, just the chorus, over and over again. This has made the 5 year old brother scream"No Moana, No Moana, No Moana" over and over everytime she starts. I now know what will cause me to go insane

[delicateflowerchil-d]

It fuckin better

[delicateflowerchil-d]

Girls will message you saying that they want to get down but then say say 'can my boyfriend join? 🥺' so you check out her boyfriend but he's ugly as shit and now you have no chance with her

[delicateflowerchil-d]

The devil works hard but the Mouse works harder

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[twerkyvulture]

i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol

“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u

[twerkyvulture]

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

[lezzginka]

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

[lotad]

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

[itsneumann]

[lotad]

i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

[sadccharine-deactivated20260226]

[omgkatsudonplease]

you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

[iamaslumberbatch]

[sydney-rakestraw]

[knedlozrout]

[thats-captain-jackharkness-deac]

This entire post is perfect.

[aliisalive]

why

[captainlordauditor]

[k6034]

[zxrrr0]

LEGENDARY POST. OMG.

[sweetsweetemo]

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ACTUALLY SEEING THIS IN YEARS OH SHIT

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Who thought it’d be funny to bring back my old fandoms, huh?

[angry-queer-slytherin]

@arleerose21 @carrotsxcks

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

its finally back.

[motopoppp]

Oh my good god

[jaysmood-42]

This post is godly

[wildrhov]

[bitchesgetriches]

I just cut £100 off of my bills by pretending to want to cancel/switching to a new WiFi contract. Only took about half an hour

FUCK YES. This is the kind of sexy, frugal strategizing for which I come to the internet.

Our girl Tori of Her First $100K has a great primer on how to do this for anyone who wants to try it: https://www.herfirst100k.com/blog-posts/2017/5/12/how-i-made-150-in-10-minutes-and-you-can-too?rq=minutes

[chewilly]

FRIENDS. This is something I always forget a lot of people don’t know. I happened to accidentally discover it years ago.

Once a year, we call our Internet provider (also cell phone provider when the contract is up, cable if you have it, and car insurance companies). We go over our bill and basically say we’re thinking of switching for a better deal.

Without fail (at least for Internet, it doesn’t ALWAYS work for the others), they give us $20 off a month AND upgrade us to a faster connection.

Y’all, keep up with your bills and don’t be afraid to gently negotiate. It doesn’t take much with these guys.

[delicateflowerchil-d]

Why is it that I can like an outfit that someone my size is wearing but when I wear it it doesn't look good?

[skeilig]

glenn howerton BEST laughing compilation 

[boyofzoot]

one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i get another text right after saying “i can still serve you, he needs bail money. what you need?” and honestly…that’s real love if I ever seen it. it really touched my heart 

[rodrickheffeley]

today is bi visibility day ✌️. don't forget to stan bider-man

[best-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, nuclear furnace. (source)

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[montygreen]

⁠— William Jackson Harper

[jehovahhthickness]