The fact it’s a Hazbin hotel song makes it a bonus
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The fact it’s a Hazbin hotel song makes it a bonus
So, if you notify him, he won't use it?
If this is in the US, report them for HIPAA violations. Seriously. ChatGPT and Gemini and all of those LLMs are not patient privacy compliant.
Danny thought he was applying to be a science teacher at Gotham Academy but when he gets there, he's introduced to everyone as their new principal instead. Welp guess it's time to commit to the bit while also making Mr. Lancer proud.
Some days Danny hated his new job.
It wasn’t the job itself he hated, no, it was the parents.
The parents of Gotham Academy came in two distinct flavors. The parents who bought their way into the academy and believed their children were above the rules or the parents of children who got in on scholarship who believed their children could do no wrong.
And who was the sad sack who had to deal with the parents.
You guessed it the Principal.
So every time there was any kind of “incident”, Danny was stuck having to listen to the parents of everyone involved argue with him about how their child is obviously innocent and that he is somehow prejudice against them. And if Danny couldn’t figure out a way to smooth all the ruffled feathers then the lawyers got involved. Typically Danny had Paulina eviscerate the lawyers but the parents were not so easy to get rid of.
Danny had a distinct feeling he will need to call Paulina in soon if the current “incident” was any indication.
Apparently his usual suspects had decided that harassing their newest scholarship student had been a “fun” idea, an idea that Mr. Thomas had taken exception to, which somehow lead to all of his usual suspects needing medical treatment and their parents screaming for blood.
The only thing that was preventing the parents from insisting assault charges be pressed against Mr. Thomas was the fact that Danny insisted that Mr. Thomas’s guardian be present before the meeting started.
God he hoped Mr. Thomas’s guardian got there soon.
Everyone low key freaking out when Bruce Wayne walks in. How's straight to Duke, obviously concerned. And Danny? Is internally grinning. He suddenly feels so much more relaxed. Bruce Wayne? Is not going to let one of his kids get fucked over. Beautiful.
They have security-camera footage of the bullies trying to attack Duke unprovoked and accidentally beating each other up instead when Duke ducks out of the way. It's honestly the funniest thing Danny's seen all year. He makes sure Bruce and Duke get copies of the footage. Bruce's lawyers will need it if anyone tries to sue.
(And Duke & his siblings will need the footage for a goofy YouTube diss track thing. But, plausible deniability!)
Bruce is going to be so glad the new principal is fair. And also click that he's a bit of a little shit. With the way he waited till everyone had said their piece. Hummed. Then turned on the footage. Then just raised an eyebrow at the lying kids. Duke was sent off with no trouble. The rest? All got Mark's on their records. Bruce is much pleased.
Two weeks after the incident, Duke is no longer happy when his principal secures a date with Bruce. Like come on, he’s already getting bullied, he doesn’t need the principal looking out for him too!
At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"
Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
A lot of you are playing into a lot more reactionary of hands than I think you would like when you act like tits are more shocking than gun violence.
We need to call people posers again. We gotta. We just gotta. No you aren't a countercultural weirdo because you made a battle jacket, you get tangibly viscerally uncomfortable if someone is breast feeding in public and that is incredibly square of you.
If 2012 Raph got sent to the MM dimension i have a feeling this is how it would go
Raph, you're scaring them bro
I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.
I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'
This would be amazing.
"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.
#my knight in stumbling armor
“It seems that in your presence, gravity overcomes me, as is fitting since you are the very sun I orbit.”
*manages to scuff their armor trying to pick themself back up*
“It is no trouble, as in your presence no other could be mistaken for perfect regardless…”
I've never rushed so quickly to make an edit for a post in my life.
I need him carnally
I don't know what you think but I found that very funny ahaha
PFFFTHAHA HOW IS THAT NOT BILLDIP?!?!
TFW you accidentally come up with your enemies' new theme song.
This comic was so rushed lol. Hope any of you fellow yankees had a happy and safe 4th of July.
The fact that Morgan’s Riflemen whistled Yankee Doodle as they harassed retreating British soldiers on the way back to Concord after the battle at Lexington from the trees by the road, like the bunch of savage trolls that they were, picking off redcoats as they went. I chuckle at the eerie horror that must have been, being chased and picked off one by one by marksmen you can’t see after a battle you lost as they whistle the song you sang to mock them, and you can’t get away no matter how far down the road you go, because they’re always there. The shadows are moving, the crack of a rifle accompanies your favorite drinking song that mocks the filthy peasants, the people around you are falling, the road won’t end, Concord is always too far away, you can’t run fast enough, and they won’t quit whistling that song!!!
And then the Continental Army took it as an unofficial anthem, it became wildly popular among the troops, and they added more verses and rearranged them over time. They sang it often when there was a British surrender, just to be trolls about it, and sang it at the treaty-signing at the end of the Revolutionary War.
It’s hilarious to me.
This seems to have been a predictor of the American Spirit and the unlocking of the special “Professional Pain In the Ass” skill tree, and the acquisition of the very specific Ass-Kicking Boot.
“Yeah, maybe I’m simple, but that’s my big, stupid, clod-hoppin’ boot that’s lodged up your ass… if I’m dumb, what does that make you?”
Big “Leave Me Alone” vibes and a deep appreciation of irony.
And sarcasm.
And the casting of the “you can’t hurt me if I have a bigger stick” die that became a complex and then an overarching personality.
And an obsession with boats. ‘Cause the first two times the most powerful military in the world picked on Americans, they didn’t have nearly enough boats to fend them off with, so they said “absolutely not, never again” and steadily worked on building as many as possibly and innovating to make them better and faster and more powerful. Which is where we got the U.S.S. Constitution from, aka. “Old Ironsides” because the Live Oak sides of the ship were an incredibly tough example of hardwood, and the canon-power at the time wasn’t calibrated for such resistance yet.
But yeah. The Colonial era Americans were hilarious and delightfully puckish. It is an endless source of amusement for me.
Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.
“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”
It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.
tags from coloredcompulsion:
“Could you be the chosen one?”
“I am very much the guy who’s here.”
What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself
I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)
Also the concept of the Prince over the course of like… a couple hours hanging out with Cinderella going from ‘Haha nice I really like you’ to ‘oh fuck i can tell from context clues alone that your home situation is FUCKED UP’ it’s good shit ‘I have just met you but ON GOD I’m gonna get you out of there beautiful mystery woman’ cinderella makes desperately yelling into the night ‘how can I find you again!??!’ when she’s taking off that much more poignant really
He’s been trained to read the room. To read the context clues. To read politics and scheming and planning and people. He’s a Prince, it’s either that or accidentally drink poison by age 15. And he reads her and …
She’s impossibly wealthy. The dress isn’t a fabric he can recognize, but it’s beaded with cut diamonds, faintly milky opals that shimmer with a rainbow, little pale aquamarines, and somewhere are little bells gently ringing with each step - he’s a Prince and he can’t afford to dress like that. The slippers ring too … there is nothing like that crafted by the hands of humans. That’s fairy stuff. She has an in with them that eclipses royal politics. She is powerful in the Old Ways.
All this wraps around the poorest woman he’s ever seen in his entire life, and he’s seen some very, very, poor people in his time.
Poor in money, but poor in “oh you poor thing!” as well. This is someone who has been robbed blind. This is someone who carried themselves waiting for the lash, for a browbeating, for harsh, cruel, abrupt, punishment.
He expects her to be haughty, or hard, or meek or… something else… but she’s just nice. She’s just … nice.
The rigid posture comes out of his back, his tongue unsticks. She’s like sitting by the embers of a low, calm, fire. He feels warmed and rested simply speaking to her. He wonders if it’s magic, and it might be, but if it is it is magic that is her own.
And that terrifies him, because he’s trained to see these things and he knows someone with a cruel hand is waiting to douse her, and snuff her, and beat the last glimmer out of her shining eyes - eyes that put that dress to shame and and and and… she’s gone.
Oh god, she’s gone. It will be all over her sweet, kind, warm face that she transgressed and … oh god they’ll kill her, whoever they are. This will embarrass them and if there’s anything he knows, it’s that you don’t humiliate someone who has power over you and walk away unscathed.
And all he has is a fairy slipper that will only ever fit her foot (it’s not merely shoe size, it’s a kind of spiritual fit as well), and the vain hope that he can keep such a bright light from burning out. It doesn’t even touch his heart that what he’s feeling is a kind of pure philia, not until it enraptures him soul to bones, all at once. Oh god, oh no, oh shit… he’s reached well above his station, but…he can try to be good and worthy.
The way he sees it, sometimes even the strongest people can be brought low and need just… a little help. She had enough in her to do whatever she had to do to free herself of those evil relations if she had to, but she shouldn’t have to. There’s no glory in blood. Sometimes it’s okay for the ending to be happily ever after.
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You get it.
This is exactly what Superman stands for.
Superman was created by two second-generation Jewish immigrants in the 1930s.
He was created to represent Jewish refugees, partially-assimilated immigrants, and orphan refugees. They couldn’t admit it at the time or he would never have been popular.
Whoever Little Light is they understand Superman far more than the majority of people.
Superman is the hardworking Hispanic immigrant who has developed a taste for apple pie.
The Muslim who plays baseball between prayer calls.
Every immigrant who still speaks their own language at home.
This is perfect and I love you for it.
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