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justarandomart

Everytime I think about Kinger using Caines full name i laugh

Kinger: "Creative Artificial Intelligence Networking Entity!! you're in timeout!!"

Caine: " :(((((( "

marvelousiz

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

shrugsinchinese

Happy pride month from Grace!

+his queer platonic soulmates

nightvaleofficial

Keep under the radar with this vague yet menacing jacket. Find it here: https://topatoco.com/collections/wtnv/products/cpb-wtnv-vymga-jk

Be the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agent you wish to see in the world - Official Merchandise from Welcome to Night Vale!

treachery-tomorrow

Ok but like fr tho does treachery have a release date or is this cope

WILL IT TAKE AS LONG AS FRAUD T-T

Treachery is expected to release alongside UKMD (Ultrakill Must Die difficulty) and P-3 in the 1.0 release of Ultrakill, which doesn't have a release date yet, and I don't want a release date. I want the developers to take as long as it takes to make it as good as they want it to be before release

It (probably) won't take as long as Fraud; it's three levels (including P-3) instead of 4 and we (probably) don't need another code rewrite like the one we got for Fraud's portals

If you want my opinion I'd say mid-to-late 2027 or 2028 but I don't know how long the levels are so don't take these as fact

Encore levels are a separate update post-release, as stated in the current build of the game

derinthescarletpescatarian

Life must be a rollercoaster for the D class. You live in a shitty prison cell for the remainder of your probably extremely short life. One day some security guards show up and take you to a big room where a scientist tells you to copy an image onto some paper. You do. The scientist shrugs and writes something down and you're taken back.

One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.

One day a security guard takes you to a big room and there's a flute sitting on a table. A scientist tells you "play Hot Cross Buns on that". You explain that you do not know how to play the flute. You are instructed to try. You play the flute and get immediately get dragged into some incomprehensible shadow dimension and torn to pieces for no reason that makes any sense to you. You are very lucky to have survived so long and died so quickly.

derinthescarletpescatarian

This guy will spend hours staring at his blank wall and wondering what the fuck was in that chamber and why they thought he might know.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sometimes you get blindfolded and told to repeatedly roll a basketball across the floor of a room and then you have to draw pictures and learn piano and cooking and you accidentally become a big monster's beloved Emotional Support Human, though, so there are potential upsides.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#i know Derin didnt invent this#but it is SUCH a Derin concept

I've been incorrectly credited with inventing rotational pseudogravity in colony ships and the "humanity, fuck yeah" subgenre, so this assumption would be par for the course.

(For the record I have never invented anything.)

Someone came in fully convinced that I wrote 17776 once. I'm waiting for the day that I get confused for the cookie clicker guy.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm an SCP anomaly but all I do is cause people to misattribute art they like to me at random.

impossiblepackage

which one is worse: someone falsely attributing something to you that you think is better than your work, or something you think is worse than your work?

derinthescarletpescatarian

It's hard to be worse than my work because I've written some absolute nonsense before. Anyone who thinks all my work is good hasn't seen my old livejournal accounts.

zarohk

I’ve seen your Animorphs fanfiction, I think that’s even what brought me to Tumblr for the first time. And I’ve got to say when it comes to the highs and lows of writing, I have yet to see anything you’ve written that’s below “hot damn this is fun,” level of quality writing. All of it excellent stuff.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Then let me introduce you to Back When Derin Didn't Know How To Actually Set Up Plot Points Yet.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#DERIN LIVEJOURNAL#WAIT#:D

I'M ALLOWED TO BE OLD