Pluviophile In The Desert

copyright 1980

[softiemrys]

Reblog this if you’re still active in the Merlin fandom in 2018

I just wanna know that I’m not all on my own out here

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[demelzasings]

My new neighbor is a twat and smokes under my kids’ open windows and told me randomly that global warming is a hoax and all the scientists profit off hybrids. Someone please recommend a good Drarry fic with no typos to distract me from this nightmare.

[demelzasings]

It’s so hard being a Colin Morgan fan, since I don’t get to see half his stuff because it’s not released here. So episode 3 of Humans season 3 was a real treat, especially that smile.

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[mulaneysbutt]

“What’s wrong?”

“You wouldn’t even understand if I told you…”

[housetohalf]

And also with you!

[too-many-freaking-fandoms]

no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 year old man

[underoossss]

That’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I said

Say more right now

[violent-violims-archived]

i can’t get no…happiness?

NO!

i can’t get no…satisfaction?

yEAh

NEXT SENTENCE,

SPACE BAH, INDENT, SPACE BAH

[kalgayming]

But no

I’m not

I’m thinking about the Beatles

[calculusty]

we’ve all made a birthday sign….

[sheikah]

game of thrones characters as whose line quirks

[akssy]

[odinsblog]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[demelzasings]

WHAT?!

[wizardingworld]

[beachdeath]

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

[softpluto]

“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies

[honeypunks]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re driving your car

[clacing]

Merlin AU: Gaius and Merlin help Morgana with her magic and she doesn’t turn evil

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on cats

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[thatdiva]

Reblog if you hate nazis.

[ctenophores]

Reboot if you support Jewish people, Rroma people, LGBT people, and all other people targeted in the past and present by Nazis.

[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[prettypinkdork]

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

[camwyn]

“Bees”