Random Warhammer Vampire ramble post
I like villainous couples and I cannot lie. I want Total War Warhammer to win the Make War Not Love thing so I can get my von Carstein free-LC:
So recently I got into Total War Warhammer, which then led me to reading up on the lore, and then finding out that Vlad von Carstein (and by extension Isabella) is one of the most interesting characters, which then led me to reading up on some other novels in the Warhammer lore.
Why interesting? Only actual love story in any Warhammer lore books, because the rest of their stories is just obsessed with Order vs Chaos and the Empire of Man yada yada yada. Also Vlad turned into one of the better good guys eventually, which is hilarious.
Anyway,Ā reading a bit of the Warhammer vampire trilogyā¦
The author managed to trick a bunch of dudes, who are probably into the whole manly Warhammer theme, into reading some truly, incredibly, melodramatic vampire cheese.
Whoo boy, Vlad appears in a storm, asks Isabellaās hand in marriage, and sheās like HOT DAMN. Like, HOT DAMN. Though I will concede, showing how ruthless she was about receiving a gift of herĀ āuncleās heartā was a pretty good character moment.
Or how Vlad stood in the rain, on the castle, gloomily brooding while Isabella is dying from illness as he..WRESTLES with conflicting emotions.
Which then culminate to him giving her the Blood Kiss to turn into a vampire, but noticeably the whole thing drained him so much that thatās one of the few times he is physically weak. And then later we learn the Blood Kiss ritual isnāt that strenuous and you start wondering what happened in the bed room immediately after Isabella becomes a vamp.
Oh, and then Isabella decides that the moment that Vlad is channeling a hellishly powerful necromancy spell on top of a castle, is the absolute best time to start coming onto him thirsty as hell, licking his cheek and ear and mock-biting his neck. I will admit, hawt, but time and place. TIME AND PLACE!
But then, her breakdowns. Oh, the breakdowns. When Vlad dies the first time, Isabella has one hell of a collapse. Huddling into the corner of his coffin clutching his shirt for his scent level of collapse.
An overreaction I might add, because Vlad literally is more immortal than any immortal vampire. Cos he canāt die. If he has his ring. A particular important trait he might have considered TELLING HIS WIFE OF 200 YEARS.
Then the second time Vlad dies, and its permanent, oy vey.Ā
All I can say is, I think the later editions and sourcebooks make both a lot moreā¦dignified.
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