hallo

I enjoy Warhammer40k and weird stuff

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[jezi-belle]

Please read all of these if you have time, it is a HOOT

[advosart]

Mareep-herding Riolu

[advosart]

Troublemaker

[advosart]

Separation Anxiety

(Experimenting a little with giving Riolu some semblance of emotion in the form of tears lol)

[advosart]

Riolu-to-Riolu communication (100% packet loss)

(reposted to fix some stuff)

[advosart]

mmm stick

[onion-souls]

[mckitterick]

I wonder if this is relevant to the story:

source post: X

why isn't this huge on the regular news? I went searching for a text source, but it's only videos on MSN and such so far

[theonion]

Calling him “the best man for the job,” President Donald Trump reportedly asked JD Vance Thursday to research whether the president was allowed to kill the vice president. “I mean, Article II says he’s legally my property, right?” said Trump, who stated that the task was “absolutely critical” as he put both his hands on Vance’s shoulders and looked him squarely in the eye.

Full Story

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[luvtonique]

[THOT] Panda vs Mouse

[Commission for Aelan featuring their OC Blossom and my OC Ku] If you’re gonna challenge Ku to a fight, you gotta be able to take a punch. It’s like, the only rule. That and don’t call her flat. Or have bigger boobs than her. — One of the THOT comm types is “Fight Ku” in which you do a /roll battle against Ku. Loser gets knocked on they ass. Ku Roll: 24 Cherry Blossom Roll: 4 [This is a commission for THOT, The Heroes of Tittia] [What is “THOT?” It’s a massive expanding world roleplaying community commission type that allows your characters to interact, adventure together, level up, gain equipment and even mutate like Corruption of Champions!] Presently, we are working on an official THOT forum, and will move it to there, but for now all of THOT takes place in my Discord: http://www.discord.gg/dawny

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[kyleblackpaw]

this automatically surpasses the harlem shake meme because instead of a smash cut they all organically hid

[epilepticsaints]

[good-or-bad-luck]

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[mapsontheweb]

Distance to the nearest Bass Pro Shops

by u/toddrjones

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Habitable zones

[sometransgal]

Map of the USA if you left it in the back of your fridge for too long

[demilypyro]

Chat please stop me from playing fortnite. I didn't think they'd ever get me but they're kinda getting me

[demilypyro]

I'm only human chat

[demilypyro]