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"Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!" -LifeAlert Lady

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[modern-politics111]

Michigan GOP candidate Tudor Dixon wants a new book ban: No divorced characters

It's a ludicrous idea that reflects the real Republican plan: Education is about social control, not learning

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[penismage]

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

[l0uisvuittondon]

Me looking into the Night Sky to see that Tacobell Nacho Fries are Back

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

full offense but I would become a terrorist if this comes to pass

[thedogeveryonehates]

[penismage]

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

[l0uisvuittondon]

Me looking into the Night Sky to see that Tacobell Nacho Fries are Back

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

full offense but I would become a terrorist if this comes to pass

[lmaonade]

feeling so hamburger helpless

[goldring]

*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass

[bennistudies-deactivated2023112]

when you give your iced coffee a little swirl and the ice cubes make the clink clonk clink clink clonk sound

[cometcrystal]

The way they animated her hair?????

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[weirdmageddon]

[gurogirlz]

How dare you hide this in the tags lol

[aromanticduck]

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

[tallysgreatestfan]

If neurotypicals are so empathic and social, why do they not notice when they are mean as fuck?

[aromanticduck]

If neurotypicals are so adaptable to change, why won’t they make accommodations for neurodivergent people?

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

based

[tamamita]

a bold yet justified decision following his resignation.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Goodybe UK

[fagsromana]

big fan of trans people. fuckin, you know, keep it up, i really love your work.

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[bone-free-as-the-wind]

“forbidden knowledge”