Sam|Sammy|Pauline

23, He/she, Bisexual boygirl that loves history, fantasy, mythology, swords and fencing

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Finbar

Mercedes Oak-Garcia

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

Propaganda

Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):

he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.

GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies: Odyssey/Quest):

Do i even have to explain

GUYS SUPPORT WOMEN GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO UPLIFT WOMEN ARE YOU ALL FEMINISTS CMON NOW

VOTE MERCEDES 2026

Mercedes is a big lady who powers crystals by jerking off near them and having such powerful orgasms it makes that shit magical.

I wish I could be her when I grow up. <- Is in her mid-30s

Mercedes Oak-Garcia better win this whole thing cause omg that woman is fine as fuck!

Look at Mercedes! She was VERY hype to have a 3-way with her husband and a werewolf! Her family is from Ecuador and she taught her sons Spanish! She got into heaven and for her it was a room of hot people of all genders plus buckets of lube!

I love her so much 😍

SHE ALSO IS A RADIO DJ !!! BABE HAS A BROADCASTING DEGREE !!! SHE PAINTED A SENSUAL MURAL ON THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE THAT GOT HER FAMILY TAKEN TO COURT !!

VOTE FOR OUR FAVE GIRL

She found out her husband was trapped in a magic realm and fighting his evil abuse dad that he has no memory of, organised a team together, travelled through dimensions to save him, and rode into battle buck-ass naked on the hood of a 2013 Honda Odyssey whilst covered in JO crystals, and then proceeded to fight a dragon that was actually said asshole father in law

First met her husband when she found him passed out naked in the woods with amnesia, immediately introduced herself by hyphenating their last names

Painted a graphic mural on the side of her house of Mother Nature giving birth to the Earth. Got taken to court by a neighbour and, in addition to actual legal arguments, showed up to testify as Mother Nature herself, in full costume. She was held in contempt of court

She's poly with an open marriage, canonically has fairly regular orgies with her husband and their friends

She's a classical music radio DJ

[introvertsnation]

[darkhestur]

Furry dei Liberi

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

[gelayev]

[vollkornbot]

Welt hat Montag zu :(

[c3rvida3]

*on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones about to pass on into the warm embrace of what lies beyond* hey can you guys turn around or something i can't go with you watching

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[tuatara-time]

this is how that scene went, right?

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[amjustgoose]

yk I feel like Rocky's opinion on the other humans on project Hail Mary would end up basically just being that one tumblr post about how "I can hate your dad for you"

Like Grace can have complicated feelings and understand that Ms Eva made the tough choice and ultimately did what was necessary and best for everyone in the long run and he forgives her in the end

And Rocky can understand all this but also think that they were dumb and stupid and mean to his best friend

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene