long live blaseball

clo . she/her . -------- I follow from @timeo-danaos :)

[theswampghost]

anybody else trying not to get swept under the tide of their own grief or is it just me 🤔

[blazeball]

ouhhhhhh blaseball. oh no [remembers

[parkermacmillan]

Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags a story you had loved, but had an unsatisfying ending. (Not like “rage inducingly bad” ending but more of a “huh….that’s it?” underwhelming ending.)

[aita-blorbos]

aita for quitting my job/possibly facilitating death of my boss uh hey so i (ancient🦑) had a great job for many years guarding the hall of the dead pretty chill then we get a new boss (??F) she wants me to make snacks i do that then she started vanishing randomly and i had to fill in for her kinda stressful then she made me a tour guide also and gift shop director not sure why kept promoting me very stressful people keep dying people are trying to get into the hall of the dead "let us in we miss our friends" "our friends are in there we want to see them" etc finally get fed up quit all my jobs open the hall of the dead everyone leaves decide to use their new undead powers to go kill my boss am i the asshole

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Voting ended onJul 12, 2023

[desertbusforwrath]

I miss blaseball

[theswampghost]

how do i explain how much i miss blaseball. how do i explain the weird wonderful thing that it was and now never will be again. oh god

[fergusdraws]

another one of my blaseball pieces…. go tigerbeams! you can buy it on my Redbubble ~

[theunsubtleknife]

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

[tonysbabe29]

[petalfearrising]

One more Firewalker With Me Friday. For the road.

Thanks for the melodies.

[leonstamatis]

All players not in the League have been Released. Thank you for playing Blaseball.

(ID below the cut.)

ID: Six animated gifs inspired by the simulated sports game Blaseball.

1: Scrolling text appears one letter at the time. It reads, "you are now participating in the cultural event of blaseball." After all the text has populated, the word "blaseball" turns red and stays that way.

2: The moon slowly drifts over the sun, creating a full solar eclipse.

3: A pitcher holds a baseball in his hand. A batter prepares to swing.

4: A caroonish Peanut, pulled from the Discipline Era, slowly rotates in a full circle.

5: The Blaseball Diamond, a series of four squares. Each of them lights up in a clockwise circle, indicating a home run.

6: Blue flames reach up through a black background.

/End ID]

[taketheringtolohac]

You are no longer participating in the cultural event of Blaseball.

[procyonomancy]

inconsolable at the gif of binky that tgb put on the goodbye page

(and the other one, too)

[elifinchsart]

PARK IT! A long while back I made around 50 pixels art "blattlers" of various Blaseball characters. These vary in quality as I improved and also might need to be clicked on if you are using desktop to see them with unblurred pixels. Many were commissions or requests but I no longer have the information of who they were for. They were posted to twitter but not to here so I am archiving them here now.

[kvdoesntpost]

[fairycosmos]

is anyone else insane but its just a wednesday afternoon