strange ideas and impure thoughts

writing side blog. mostly fanfiction, sometimes inspo and meta. mun is 25, bisexual, she/her. my fics

[glorious-spoon]

eddie's squeamishness is so entertaining to me. like the man HATES yucky things and gross smells and that is such a hilarious little character detail considering his chosen profession

[desertpersephone]

Fellow buddie truthers, out of curiosity, what are yalls dream buddie wedding must haves? I would love to include some in the fic I'm write so please! Tell me everything!

They can be canon divergent too since the fic is a s5 divergence setting.

[sunlightbuck]

i just think eddie challenges buck in such a unique way…he isn’t someone who views buck a little bit childlike…with a smile and a laugh and a “oh that’s just Buck.” …eddie listens, and pushes, and asks questions, and indulges when buck needs it, and gets buck to think and work through things when he needs that too.. eddie TRUSTS buck. he trusts him when Eddie’s got his own struggles, to be there and have his back, and that translates to him trusting buck with bucks own issues too, and how he views himself like, no I’m not gonna let you wallow in this, im not gonna let you blame yourself for this, take a different look at it, give yourself the same steady advice you give me….... he pushes back against bucks self narrative when he needs to…and gives him the space to feel when he needs that too..

[thirdwheelravi]

another fake fanon buck trait that i hate is that he always secretly thinks he's bothering people and is insecure about being annoying

this is so so so counter to his actual character and so so SO obviously people projecting their own insecurities onto him. Buck does not give a shit about annoying his friends because he either a) isn't self-aware enough to realize he's being annoying (as with ravi in 8x11) or b) doesn't care because he knows his friends love him even when he's being a little shit (every incident of clipboard buck)

they literally had an entire part of buck's coma dream be about how him annoying people is his love language like............he literally annoyed bobby into not being suicidal. buck LOVES annoying people

[mythtakens]

you know what while I’m at it the headcanon that Eddie is riddled with horrible internalized homophobia and would be supposedly so tortured by realizing he’s in love with Buck but Buck not being a woman.. um that shit SUCKS!!! people have been saying stuff like this for years for some reason ummm that guy literally is not real. like none of this is real obviously it is tv but sorry he is not doing that. Eddie-who-cannot-escape-replicating-toxic-masculinity is genuinely just the opposite of the character we have been watching for 7 seasons. his relationship with religion has always been portrayed as agnostic at best and he is regularly a figure of vocal support when it comes to validating other people’s feelings. he does not need some torturous agonizing sexuality arc and half a season of therapy about it. his problem explicitly in the text for years was that he has a hard time feeling like he deserves to express things on his own behalf?? putting what he wants first has too often put him in a place where doing so has felt like failing the people he loves, largely in part because he was told to put his childhood aside and start taking care of other people at age 10. like his main root problem is not internalized homophobia or toxic masculinity it’s always been parentification and a lifelong lack of support from his parents causing self worth issues. and considering his arc this season has been headed to continue to resolve that as much as possible and put him on a path to self love I really and truly do not think he is gonna give that much of a fuck if Buck is a man and that makes him queer. like yeah it’s a perspective he clearly hasn’t thought about in depth yet but I think it would be the opposite really?? I think it will make the rest of it easier. it’s Buck, and loving Buck couldn’t possibly be a bad thing, so reaching for other good things doesn’t have to be either.

[moonlightmornings]

Just read a WLW / lesbian!Buddie fic... whoever fanonically came up with "fire hydrant" instead of "firehose" for girl!Buck ILY SO MUCH <33

(This is the fic btw mmmmm) @desertpersephone

[moonlightmornings]

Just read a WLW / lesbian!Buddie fic... whoever fanonically came up with "fire hydrant" instead of "firehose" for girl!Buck ILY SO MUCH <33

(This is the fic btw mmmmm) @desertpersephone

[desertpersephone]

Omg I'm so glad you liked my fic!!! I had a wonderful time writing it. And as far as I'm aware I think I came up with fire hydrant?? Though I made have osmosis'ed it from someone else.

Anyway thank you for reading!!!

[from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras]

Rohirric Insults!

I was really intrigued by @hastyhobbit ‘s Rohan Secret Santa prompt on Rohirric profanity, so I wanted to try my hand at a few even though that wasn’t the prompt I wrote a full fic(let) for. Bad language alert below! (Though as a modern person, I tried to avoid profanity’s worst tendencies toward body shaming, misogyny, etc.)

I’m sure the Rohirrim have all the usual swear words/phrases that would correspond roughly to those that we use most often, but here are a few insults that might be more specific to Rohan and that would get a small chorus of “oooooohhhh”s from Rohirrim school kids:

— Cweadtegel: “Shit tail.” Sometimes your horse doesn’t get its tail out of the way in time, and then you’ve got a gross, smelly problem right behind you all day. So a cweadtegel is a shitty person who you are unlucky to have around and just wish they’d go away.

— Byrðrehelm: It translates literally as “mom helmet” and is a taunt that means roughly “you’re someone whose mommy probably puts his helmet on for him.”

— Stryndsaed: In politest terms, it means “wasted seed” (though you can perhaps imagine a less delicate alternative to “seed”) and suggests that someone has been utterly worthless since the moment they were conceived.

— Grefdrest: Literally “grave dregs.” The Rohirrim believe that after you die, your soul is escorted from your grave either to the halls of your fathers or to spend some time in service to the gods to earn the honor of joining your ancestors. But a grefdrest is someone so unpleasant that their spirit will be left behind to wallow alone in their grave because no one in the afterlife wants to spend any time with them.

— Esolrida: “Donkey rider.” Obviously, this is the absolute worst thing you could say about someone by insulting their horse and their pride as a rider all in one. Calling someone an esolrida would absolutely get you stabbed in some of the rougher taverns and bars.

— Slawhnocc: “Lazy cock.” Started out as something women whispered between each other about men who weren’t pulling their weight in bed but came to be applied more generally over time. So someone who has a slawhnocc is someone who can’t be bothered to put effort into anything, no matter how important or enjoyable.

[hastyhobbit]

aaaaii youre so dedicated, so thank you :)))! idk how to explain this properly, but i was chuckling because some of these insults are, much like the Old English language in general, quite similar to the dialect hailing from northern germany where i'm from (which is called "plattdütsch" or "plattdeutsch" meaning "low german" because, well, the country is at the coast and quite flat). now, i can't speak it but understand a bit, my parents speak a bit, and my (now dead) grandparents, especially my one grandma all spoke it regularly. in fact, the main insult she used and my mother still says is "Esel" aka donkey aka Esol. hence what manifested in my head while reading this post was an image of my very geriatric late grandmother, sitting on some porch in Edoras, peeling potatoes and doing nothing else than shouting insults at people (since i have no other connection linking her and Rohirric or Edoras than the word Esol).

anyway, for what's it worth, some plattdütsch insults i know and find hilarious and which might have some Old English equivalent:

Dorschkopp (literally cod head) for someone stupid (pls don't ask but there are many ways to call someone stupid via a fishname HOWEVER "fischkopp" so overall just saying fishhead would be just a general, not really derogatory term for Northern German people living at the seaside... or idk maybe someone from Southern Germany would use it derogatorily).

Torfkopp (literally peat or turf head, same purpose as above)

Dummsnuut (literally someone with a stupid snout -> mouth, same purpose as above)

Supsack (literally binge bag in the sense of binge drinking so well, you get it).

Schietbüddel (a (cute) bag of shit, but it's very affectionate mostly. it's what used to be said to small children including me)

Tüddelbüddel (I cannot give you any proper direct translation for Tüddel it's a bit like jittery, distracted, doing things not properly or without having thought them through + again the büddel which corresponds to High German "beutel" -> bundle, bag. it is also often used rather affectionately)

Klugsnacker (literally omeone who chats clever but it's used for annoying know-it-alls)

[ijustreallylovedaredevil]

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Helpful writing tips for my friends.

[imtootiredtothinkofaname]

smallirishpotato

[nyokoko]

OH SHIT.

[justdrinktea]

A couple more resources I have open constantly:

Random motivations for your characters here!

Need some character quirks? Here and here! 

Having trouble with backstory? Here! (They have an option for fortunate and unfortunate backstories)

[corwynnasmith]

Good if your DM/GM brain is overloaded with all the randos your players approach when there’s 15 perfectly serviceable NPCs RIGHT THERE lmao

[thequeenofcarvenstone]

Fellow writers/artists (fan and non) so you have multiple separate ocs with the same name?

yes

no

nuance (please tell me in the tags)

im bald/show results

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

Not like updated versions of docs that share names but completely different ocs with the same name

pls spread for a larger sample I'm so curious

[oflights]

helpful sites for writers

i have a little collection of websites i tend to use for coming up with ideas, naming people or places, keeping clear visuals or logistics, writing basics about places i've never been to, and so on. i tend to do a lot of research, but sometimes you just need quick references, right? so i thought i'd share some of them!

Behind the Name; good for name meanings but also just random name ideas, regardless of meanings.

Fantasy Name Generator; this link goes to the town name generator, which i use most, but there are lots of silly/fun/good inspo generators on there!

Age Calculator; for remembering how old characters are in Y month in Z year. i use this constantly.

Height Comparison; i love this for the height visuals; does character A come up to character B's shoulder? are they a head taller? what does that look like, height-wise? the chart feature is great!

Child Development Guide; what can a (neurotypical, average) 5-year-old do at that age? this is a super handy quickguide for that, with the obviously huge caveat that children develop at different paces and this is not comprehensive or accurate for every child ever. i like it as a starting point, though!

Weather Spark; good for average temperatures and weather checking!

Green's Dictionary of Slang; good for looking up "would x say this?" or "what does this phrase mean in this context?" i love the timeline because it shows when the phrase was historically in use. this is english only, though; i dig a little harder for resources like this in other languages.

[novella-november]

Hate AI, but love writing contests?

Want to take part in a global, fun project to write a Novella in one month?

Grab some friends, and take part in Novella November, by writing 1,000 words a day for the month of November, ending with a 30,000 word Novella to test and stretch your novel-writing skills!

Your goal is not perfection, but merely getting into the habit of writing a litte bit every single day :D

No website, no sign-ups -- Just a community initiative to write using only your own word!

What are the rules? Just Three so far!

#1 - No AI

#2 - No Plagiarizing

#3 - Wordcount for the month should only come from what you write during the month.

What does that mean?

Only words written during November should go towards your Wordcount for the month... but! Feel free to use your 30k words as a continuation of previous writing, or just make it the first 30k words in a longer novel!

Don't think you can write a whole entire 30k word story? Write a series of short stories that total up to 30k!

Not ready to write original works yet? Write a 30k word fanfiction that you can post at the last day of the month!

Share your writing experience, tips, encouragement, and questions in the #Novella November tag!

EDIT 1, from the tags: Want a progress tracker? Track your progress with TrackBear!

https://trackbear.app/

Or, create some custom progress cards in advance you can fill out as you reach word goals!

[lavendershowcase]

Anyone interested in alternatives to NaNo, check this out! Novellas are such a vibe.

[nicolegendary]

wlw buddie fics compilation

tequila and red wine, hotel soap and no bra by DesertPersephone

I wanted to play around the bachelor party, drunk sex sandbox. oh and also they're women.

Girls being Girls by Moonrose001

In which Buck realizes she's in love with Eddie, when she starts to hyper-fixate on Eddie's c-section scar.

Sweet as strawberry wine by mi1kc0ffee

Buck drinks her I-love-my-gf juice for 1.9k.

like a saint who sins by sirencalls

This isn’t the first time Buck has tried to whisk Eddie away into a dark corner of the firehouse despite Eddie’s best efforts to keep her in check—in fact, it happens more than Eddie’s already high blood pressure can take—but this is the first time she’s been successful.

had a feeling i could be somebody by llovely

butchdiaz writes a fic about butch eddie diaz? abt time!!!!

i was lost 'til i found you (i think angels surround you) by allthatsleft

buck loves her best friend a disgusting amount. it's a good thing eddie loves her just as much.

[caspercryptid]

November Write More Month | Casper | Substack

a publication dedicated to delivering writing prompts and encouragement to budding writers, to run during the month of November. Click to re

Hello Everyone!

With NaNo shitting the bed, I've decided to start up an alternative writing challenge, aimed at just Writing More. Say No to NaNo, tell AI companies to get fucked.

This will be a newsletter that emails prompts and writing exercises aimed at craft for every day of November: the prompts will be focused on fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and fanfiction. You write it, I support it, we've got it. One of the greatest gifts my time in academia gave me was guides to experimenting with and honing my craft and I want to share that- this seems like a pretty good time to do it.

That being said, this is Not a NaNo clone, and I encourage people to check out the alternatives others are developing for that specific itch to hit those high word counts. In the pinned post on the substack i've linked alternatives other people have suggested, and if anyone else is running writing challenges, please feel free to comment so i can promo you too. I think we should be coexisting! this challenge aims to just encourage people to do some creative stretches every day, and I think that can work beautifully alongside bigger and beefier challenges. If you're interested, sign up for the newsletter, follow the blog at @nowrimomo and reblog to let other people know! thanks for reading <3

[desertpersephone]

tequila and red wine, hotel soap and no bra | 6.9k | E | sapphic buddie, drunk sex, bachelor party shenanigans, butch4butch

a/n: inspired by @iinryer 's sapphic buddie art. I had to throw my hat into the drunk buddie smut pool.

“Mmm — Buck, Buck, Buck! Fuck!” Eddie pushed her head back against the throw pillow squashed under her, and her hand gripped at the arm of the sofa behind her hard enough that her blunt nails cut into the fabric as her best friend’s name echoed on her lips. Arching her hips off the plush white fabric of the couch, Eddie dug her bottom teeth into her lip and cracked her eyes open staring down at the woman between her legs. The mascara she had brushed on over her lashes before going out — Eddie wasn’t exactly sure why she did it; she already had thick, dark lashes, the makeup had just made her feel pretty — was flaking and smudged at the corners of her eyes from the tears welling up with how tight she had her eyes shut as shooting stars of pleasure skittered under her skin. Everything just felt too hot, too good, and her stomach clenched eagerly as another hard lick was applied to her click. Buck was setting loose sparks across her tequila flushed skin, sparks that swirled and threatened to burn her where they fell. Eddie arched into them, welcoming the sting. Cracking her eyes open, Eddie looked down at her friend, nestled between the strong, spread muscles of Eddie's thighs as if she was happy to just take up residence with her tongue on Eddie's clit and her fingers up her cunt. Eddie whined and clenched around the two thick fingers Buck did have inside her, pressing in and out with a slick sound Eddie knew she should be embarrassed by. She had never known before that tequila made her so wet. And God was she wet. Dripping and sticky. She'd been wet since the karaoke bar, since she and Buck had slung arms around each other, pressed against one another like they could just absorb each other if they tried hard enough. She had been able to feel Buck’s heat through cheap suits they'd bough, burning and smoldering, and when Eddie had flopped back down onto one of the patent leather couches, she had noticed her panties were damp, clinging to her labia in a way that was definitely not just crotch sweat.

read more on ao3

[ayouuni-deactivated20250907]

hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing

[desertpersephone]

el paso, between the crickets and the moon | 5k | gen | post s7, getting together, angst about eddie's childhood because he's staying over in his childhood home

a/n: written as part of the @911fanworksfestival for @p-trichor . I hope you enjoy!

Eddie's not sure if Chris is actually ready to come home, or if the prospect of staying longer and starting Catholic school in El Paso was the thing that got him to call his dad. But frankly, Eddie doesn't really care, doesn’t try to question it too much, because it means Chris is talking to him and is going to be home again. And that means that Eddie can make it up to him, explain some things, and show him how sorry he is. Show him that he's still a good dad. Or at least that he’s always trying to be a good dad, a better dad. And the thought of Chris putting on the same uniform Eddie had years before, with the little blue and white shield embroidered stiffly on the chest, forced to attend Wednesday Mass, taught abstinence only — which is a whole other thing to be anxious about but, regardless, Eddie isn’t going to let his kid get taught sex ed like that — is enough to make Eddie want to rescue Christipher even if it's against his son’s will. But being in El Paso is weird. Eddie hasn't been back since his dad's retirement party, and it's just weird. It's weird because he's apparently expected to stay the weekend while Chris finishes packing — except all he brought with him had been a backpack and everything that Eddie’s parents had bought him was basically just a double of something in L.A., so Eddie isn't really sure what he’s going to pack — and it's weird because he can feel his mom's gaze fixed on his back every second of the trip since the moment he and Buck touched down in the airport. It’s like she’s constantly on the lookout for some reason to keep Chris there, like she’s expecting Eddie to snap and pull out a Shannon wig of his own. Like he’s going to pull out a Shannon wig and plop it onto Buck. Which is a whole other thing, Buck being here. Because Buck is always here and he didn't even hesitate when Eddie said “I bought two tickets”. Because they’re always together and because Eddie knew he would need the moral support while dealing with his parents. That's why he brought Buck. Buck always has his back.

read on ao3

[p-trichor]

This didn't come up on my notifs somehow but i loved it so much!!!!

such a nice, languid read ❤️❤️

[desertpersephone]

Tumblr is like that sometimes which is such a bummer.

But I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic!