Vibe Check!

call me dess !

[badlynamedurl]

The funniest thing about Marty Supreme is that the first like 40 minutes it plays like a normal rags to riches sports movie but then the following next two hours feel like this

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[dessthedestroyer]

Genuinely is this just the human experience because. I always feel insane in my emotions and how I think I’m perceived by others

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[rosehipmarmalade]

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

[dessthedestroyer]

Mediterranean diet save me

[flowers4therapture]

not a cigarette smoker but i believe in their beliefs

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]

[byjove]

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

[dessthedestroyer]

when his roman empire is the roman empire

[dedalvs]

Lexember (December 8th)

Today's Valyrian glyph is rīza "lizard". Fine little fellows, lizards. I like watching them enjoy the sun. Cats are the best sun enjoyers, but lizards are second. Love 'em. I count it as a lucky day when I see a lizard. I like watching them be lazy, and like watching them dart about. I've got nothing but love for lizards.

[dessthedestroyer]

watching a man on hinge bark for one of the voice prompts

[dessthedestroyer]

chat are we so fucking back or what

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[jaubaius]

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

[propheticfire]

The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[angeltiddies]

cool u have a pride icon ? now stop burying your gays

[angeltiddies]

i am going to SCREAM

[angeltiddies]

but don’t worry everyone, supernatural is Not gay

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[demilypyro]

“here comes the sun” hits different when you remember the beatles were british

[starqueensterlexa]

Why leave half the post in the tags?

[bill-nye-official-blog]

“It seems like years since it’s been here” that’s because it has been years, george

[parrishsrubberplant]

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[guccixcucci]

Everybody talks about children of divorced parents but let's talk about the true soldiers. Children of "will you pls get a fucking divorce" parents