CreepyCookieVirgil

Hi I'm Des. I'm 17 and use she/her pronouns. Everyone is welcome to my Tumblr page. I am random so beware. 😂

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what is your favorite movie trope?

To be honest, I had to Google what a movie trope is and I am not too sure I have one. 😅

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Hey y'all! I'm back on Tumblr! I uninstalled it for a game that turned out to suck, but I'm back!

And here is Lulubelle, she's almost three now!

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Update on Pascal :

I did research on how to find out if your leopard gecko is a boy or girl. Turns out Pascal is a SHE not a HE. And she is getting a chubby belly, but she isn't overweight. So yeah, she is doing great. 😁

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My little leopard gecko, Pascal, wasn't eating for two days and frankly I was worried that something was wrong. Turns out he wanted to eat under his hide so he couldn't be seen. He ended up eating 6 mealworms. In case someone doesn't know, a hide is just a little house/tent for leos to rest under.

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I just got this little dude. He's a leopard gecko and I named him Pascal after the chameleon from Tangled. He's so tiny and adorable! 😍

[cryptidsandchaos]

a new cryptid

[fantasticallytragical-deactivat]

Skqurp..............

[goodoldpanicattheeverywhere]

!!! skqrp

[destapotato]

Welcome to hell, SKQRP!

[tavi-the-rat]

okay but am i the only person whose studying is like:

"imma study at 6!" "oh no it's 6:01, guess i need to wait for another full hour"

spends half of the time on searching for perfect music

comes up with a great daydreaming plot

accidentally zones out and stares at a wall for 5 years

almost falls asleep

gets distracted all the time

"ok i need to really study" *reads 2 sentences* "ok i can take a break"

reads the same sentence over and over bc i didn't focus enough to absorb what did it say

"ooh look a completely unrelevant thing i'm gonna focus on instead doing my job"

*gets a message* *checks it* *accidentally spends half an hour on social media*

oops 3 hours have already passed and i didn't learn shit

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Ok but this is me too 😂 i do that way too much

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I know it's a little late, but here is some Christmas art inspired by Sanders Sides. 😊 Merry Bitchmas everyone!

@thatsthat24

[alchemist-shizun]

And midnight strikes over here

Which makes this day the 19th of December

Also known as...

Virgil

Loving

Day century

LOVE THE ANXIOUS BIRTHDAY BOY!

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Happy early birthday my fave purple emo boi! 🖤💜

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Here is the update on Lulubelle that nobody asked for. 😂😊🙃

She is 2 years and 4 months old now, she is at a good weight and gets fed properly. She loves belly rubs and she plays fetch, well it's more like her running after the ball and making you fetch it 😂. She is a Mama's girl all the way. She is protective of me, I have no clue why, and she loves cuddles. This will be her second Christmas with us.

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[lulu-tan79]

That beautiful statue started from this:

Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. She’s a very talented artist. More of her works:

[scatterations]

Beautiful. Extraordinary talent

[daisyjonesdailylines-deactivate]

Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.

[redfoxwritesstuff]

one, I’ve never seen it with paint and it’s somehow even better. As are her other works. 

[spacegravedoodles]

WAS THAT A BLOWTORCH?!

[destapotato]

She's amazing!

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[destapotato]

*starts singing* TWO BROS CHILLING IN A HOT TUB FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE NOT GAY

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

This is the real Justice League

[magellan-88]

I haven’t seen this in so long!

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[nocontextgoodplace]

[destapotato]

I thought they were called baby boomers because they had lots of babies...

[mayflowers07]

I’m not saying an It AU where Roman is Richie, Virgil is Eddie, Logan is Ben and Patton is Beverly would be the most iconic/heartbreaking AU ever, but I would kill for it.

I’m not sure about the other ones though. Maybe Deceit as Bill and Remy or Emile as Georgie? Remus can be Mike? I guess? And Thomas can be Stan??

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Wait but in the movie Stan kills himself...

I legit can't

[aylaphantom]

allow me to drop these here

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

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Oh gosh... That last image has to be cursed! 😂😂😂😂😂😂