love me those spoonheads

○ TOS, some VOY, DS9 ○ We stan the Premise ○ Follows from @wynterwind

[rosie-tyler]

Don't tell me you're not the same person

You're always my husband and I've been waiting, waiting

For you

[sack-of-yams]

tos is wild because they show women in the most objectifying uniforms imaginable then 30 seconds later pan over to kirk in tights with his tits out

[fred-the-dinosaur]

I'm assuming this is the episode op was thinking of but honestly it's kind of hard to narrow it down

[aphrostiel]

star trek (tos) studies

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[marlinspirkhall]

If anything, we're downplaying it

[abilugarak]

I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Yes, he's a slut, but he's an emotional slut and he deserves credit for that

[fantashic]

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[aphrostiel]

happy first contact day!!! 🖖🚀💫

[chipcheesesandwich]

Garak: I'm just a humble tailor, nothing for you to worry about my past spy life doctor, now what about lunch??

Also Garak: Shut the fuck up nepo baby, no one likes you because you're a snaky ass bitch. And stop flirting with Kira, she doesn't like you because you're a Nazi, get a hint

[imadoctornotanescalator]

DS9 Textposts pt 84-???

[virtualpilotlight]

[stardustcleaningguy]

WHAT

[jelliedlimes]

I refuse to accept this is real the fuck does thou mean

[johnluckpickerd]

[objekt-fantom]

[respocked]

tng first contacts: hello, i as the captain am here to shake your hand and greet you in your native language which i studied for in advance. here is the tour of our state of the art engines and the rest of our ship. please, sit with us for a while and listen to this symphonic concert played by our officers. i would be more than ready to discuss trade agreements with you in our spacious conference room staffed by the best people our fleet has to offer.

ds9 first contacts: you can have a beer with o'brien if you want

[chaosgoblindoodles]

What happens if you change the pH of a changeling?

What happens if you pour vinegar on them? Baking soda?

What if I pour both?

What happens if you accidentally consume a changeling that was disguised as a beverage? Do they tickle your esophagus in order to escape? Do they decide to permeate throughout your body and mess with your brain chemistry out of spite? Do you piss all of the Great Link off?

What happens if- *gets shot*

[imadoctornotanescalator]

DS9 Textposts pt 74-???

[garaks-padded-bra]

I think the turbolift is stuck…