Detective Bird

I am an indistinct bird detective. Random stuff from the deepest recesses and most shallow surfaces of my mind. Please don’t expect consistency in what I post, every day is a new one

[hellsite-yano]

>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

[simplefanatic]

Big ass pants and long ass skirt, my favorite flavors of kris

[simplefanatic]

Wasnt gonna draw anything else but i was suddenly drawing another kris

[sato-ruru]

[detective-bird]

I really love the fandom putting tails on every flower we have

[redraven393]

New Summer News Letter has arrived!

A wonderful sprite of the dads having a cook out!

Very well said, if I do say so myself, not everyone loves the 5th chapter on the get go, but just the fact that some of them do like it makes Toby so happy with the work he and his team have done. I aspire to be that confident with the stuff i made

CONCEPT ART CONCEPT ART CONCEPT ART!!!

Temmie art from 2019, IT IS SO PRETTY

he says as we then make another character of his as a future Sexyman candidate.

AND YES, THE NEW GAMEPLAY WAS REALLY FUN.

Never played a platformer game before, and I was so worried about not getting all the hidden content that was locked away by all the special jumps and dashes, etc, but after 5 hours of gaming, I was running around the cliffs flowers, enjoying the music, not thinking about the misjumps at all.

Ondy's early platforming example with his own temporary enemies.

They seem to be much more "Flower" themed heavy with their initial design on this, so glad they changed them cause the gun is my favorite bullet pattern

:D

First prototype into the shadow playform puzzle, the idea that we could have gotten another Piano scene with Kris will make me scream for eternity

the addition of the 7 flowers + Pink and Maddy is a delight i love them so much GAH

Gigi art from 2020 , LOVE LOVE the Flower Castle!

God, I fukin Hate love him so much; he is such a loser. I don't know if the others would love him more or less if this was the guy that greeted us on that opening scene. Anyway, call me insane, but

Toby's Touhou-loving heart is offended lmao, and GUH MY DAUGHTER THE BELOVED

PFFT the theories are coming truee

Green looks like they can fit in the Purble Place on god

so glad that Ory has not been changed at all. She's perfect

Yellow with a goatee is evil; I do not like that.

Perfect Blue, of course

so so sad that we couldn't fight the archer and the mantis ladies they lookso COOL

the evil fox that robbed me not to be mistaken with the tricky fox that plays beautiful melody that helps me sleep

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oh god there is so much more in this newsleter

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

[serfuzzypushover]

oughhhhhh hiiiii hiiiii <33333

[3b0rus]

And so it begins

[knuckle-velv3tt]

maybe not

[detective-bird]

I just realized Toriel said “It is YOUR knife in this tin, is it not?” At the beginning of chapter 2 when Kris ate the whole pie.

This means that Tori KNOWS her child carries around their own special knife, and is a-ok with letting them hold onto it.

It’s just funny to me lol

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[insanaquarium]

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Awful unused sound effect from a spore creature stage cutscene

[secondsentinels]

audio: a creature wailing and sniffling in a very nasal and highpitched way.

[twisted-bud]

meweueueuuu😢💧💧euemweueuuwme😭😭💧myyewuyeu Sniff 👃meuwumemeueuw😢😢💧💧meuwuwue MEMMWMWMEM😭😭😭

[snapscube]

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[pkrtyrock]

sketch that didnt wanna be a sketch

[detective-bird]

Kris, Noelle, and the infinitely deep body of water beneath them

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[musical-ingenue-wannabe]

happy birthday, Curiosity!

[detective-bird]

Happy Birthday Curiosity!