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CLOSE THE GATE!!!!!!

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“i’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative”

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bloop (x)

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Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase

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All cats the same

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the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

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lmao😂/smh🙄

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Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

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Watch: Serena Williams just masterfully defended herself against a manipulative reporter and gave us all a world class lesson in self love at the same time

There are 101 ways this exchange could’ve gone differently. However, Williams’ concise directive, “You should apologize,” did more than demand kindness. It demanded accountability for rudeness. Well done. This is truly the perfect lesson in “How to respond to respond rude people in 2017.”

Gifs: Australian Open TV

WATCH THE VIDEO

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🙌🏾

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Excellent!

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She MADE him apologize omg

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I did a little love story for @liliesanthology a few months back and can finally share it here! You can nab a PDF of the anthology here for free, and check out the blog here!

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I love the energy these two characters share so much! Thank you again for drawing and sharing this wonderful comic, it’s a joy to read every time I pick up a copy of volume two. ;) (Maybe we’ll see you back for volume 4?)

- Anna