ᔑ∷ᓭ𝙹リ Welcome To The Housefire

I made this account so I can look at cool art and follow artist. I don't plan on posting hardly anything.

[detower]

[tanglefootcomic]

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

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[cee4bugza]

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[flowtatoexd]

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[goobleflop]

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[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[everythingisprincesspeachy]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[filez34]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[moonlit-dreamers]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[detower]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[victoriadallonfan]

Reblog for everyone

[cpericardium]

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

[differentdancesfandom]

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

[lutiveri]

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

[valhallasoutlaw]

I SWITCHED TO LINUX A WHILE BACK

ITS WORTH THE LEARNING CURVE

[detower]

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[kuhuchan]

Baby it’s March🤡

[ithelpstodream]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

[jeremyfuscaldo]

Here’s a resource on how to fight back against ICE Agents who try to invade your home, schools, place of work, or anywhere else.

[our-trans-punk-experience]

REBLOG FOR REACH

[detower]

It has finally happened friends…. It was a pleasure 🫡

[kyri45]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[heart-dotmp4]

@puzzlevisiondarling @bl0si @totallyhumannotalienhehe @bigidiotenergytm @razberriesss1 @spinztheregularguyoffical @oculis-aspicientis-666 @theclownkid @no-one-of-any-importance @oddlyvoid @oofblue @nutcoffin @eve-pie @sketchquill @yunsed @imagineforeststudio @theyamjam @doyoureallyneedme @yet-happy

Tagging everyone i know, cause if they have a friend or their posting mouthwashing, i want them to be careful, please be careful everyone, i hope no one will experience this no matter the fandom, cause thats jut so fucked up.

[birthdayclownn]

Thanks for the tag! I’ll be sure to do this, asks will be off until January ish

[heart-dotmp4]

Good to know, i hope you stay safe frankie!

[henry-and-nancy-elsner-kisser]

Everyone spread this bc you need to turn off your ask box for bc for safety @sayuri-does-skits / @sayuri-finn @nightkit92 @eminsunnytoons @nia1sworld @antonias-beloved @textbook-dinner @flutterflutteryay @oddlyvoid @iggyguyy @sundove88 @s4gefr0g @n0vatsu @random-duolingo-doodles @devillemon085

[s1ll1s1las]

@mel-loly @edgywithaheart @gachaclubideas

@yourlocalxiaosimp @2laffy2 @justafriendlystranger etc..

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Wtf will do holy shit

@demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @angelicallyresurrecting @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @hauntedpotat

[demonicallyslaying]

damn wtf is this shit

@angelicallyresurrecting @livkayrussell @the-vibe-is-strange @in-a-mello-mood @pennyroyald @strawberrydouma @snivy1245 @donoteatwingsoutapussy

[in-a-mello-mood]

Fuck I tagged so many people and the page reloaded and wiped it all. Fuck. Doing it again rrgh (pray for my sanity)

Highly recommend keeping ur asks off. Please spread the word this shit is terrible

@kitkatlover015 @cmchill @you-need-not-apply @purplishbluefrog @vaguelydefinedshapes

@abyss-is-lame @mapleleafrag33 @finleyforevermore @multifan-idk @donaviolet

@d1sc0rd1a @yesilovepistolshrimpsthatmuch @janru-writer @the-vibe-is-strange @thecrazyalchemist

@round-hatches-are-terrifying @wiingdings @pickle-the-lad @collaredbottom

@sketchy-potato @thebookshelflord @lils-ki @aro-wyrm @coolishfoolishness @minjixiks

@retic-pithon @super-ace @friendlyramblings @charliecow @amethyst-aster

@nessspooks @donutsalami @feitan-cl @x-hotrose-x @caliginouss @jaycethetherian

@indigoooskies @nicos-nonsesne @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @edgy-as-a-satsuma @kaki-simhell

[coastxlwaters]

Hey look, I tagged some ppl I’m not moots with but I do want y’all to stay ok. I know we aren’t in the ‘danger fandoms’ but I have heard of some stuff like this in the TSBS community, I will reblog with more tags.

@em-mermaid @escapetheslaughters @evelyn-dazzle @eternal-soup @weirdbutnicesblog @way2gosuperrstarr @waterizsilly @weirdenbyferret @theinfamousmaybelle @the-astronomaton-troupe @yelesomeblue @insane-nexus @im-just-a-dumb-gay @inkyucu @itsahotminuteinbetween @obsessivecelestial @o-i-w-u @potatotato-26 @prismisshort @ayyy-imma-ninja @strawberry-arrowtip @froggielovescoffee @galaxysugarr @h-didanart @hazard-c-horror @just-a-normal-nova @knizuu @letthebloodrunlikeariver @liminal---nightmare-aliza @loony2star @zerocksout @creaturenamedchoir @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry @bloo-the-dragon @brightsstar @librarian-computer @thekillermaretwinz @ruinthebritishboi @achickennamedcheese @ratmello @or30pup @annakenziesworld @alexandraisyes @bittyfromquotev @sunny-inajar @eclipsen-smiles @that-one-unknown-artist @stormbreaker-290 @multifandomcutie13 @the-cackling-jester

[h-didanart]

What the fuck

Ok

Hm

Don’t like this

Guys get over here

@achickennamedcheese @ikamigami @idkmanwtfishumanityanymore @beautifulcelestialrock @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry @bumble-the-sun-bee @compulsiveimpairment @escapetheslaughters @hazard-c-horror @luicothecannible @multifandomcutie13 @m0th-h @nightixx @o-i-w-u @potatotato-26 @pointyfruit @raye-6-art @surohsopsisofclouds @sillyclowncircus @sigery @spidersky @skyuvu123

[raye-6-art]

Fuck....

@lil-nightx3 @moony-buckets @trojinarts @f1zzyst4r @hazard-c-horror @idkmanwtfishumanityanymore @achickennamedcheese @glowingsart @backroomsfan123 @gummysunnybear @nadinescholtes @floradragon

[justuraverageweirdo]

@thatruerealmwalker

[florashifting]

HEADS UP FOR ARCANE FANS

There's a user on here called @/selvania. BLOCK THEM. They are copying posts and reposting other people's art as their own. Im unsure if they are a bot or not but if you post frequently in the arcane tag, especially with posts including your own art, BLOCK THEM IMMEDIATELY

Proof:

Og is on the left. Thief on the right

[detower]

Wish I knew this earlier lmao… rip

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[willgrahamscock]

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner-deactiv]

[tenderwasthekiss]

[ID: A drawing of a red kite with white, black and green bows on its tail. The caption says "No amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don't deserve to grow up. End ID]

[detower]

When I read this I read “no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children should grow up”, HUUUUHHH?!?!?!. Lmao I completely missed “don’t”

[frownyalfred]

The thing about Bruce is

He does not turn towards jason and see a 6'4 giant made of muscle

He sees his tiny baby that likes books and enjoys eating chocolate and hides that he likes head pats

Bruce being so massive and built that when someone says Jason’s a big guy Bruce is just like 🥺 what are you talking about, that’s my kid.

(He doesn’t see the scary Red Hood. He sees Jason who cried after reading The Road in class, who drinks spicy food with milk, and doesn’t like tea if it isn’t Alfred’s)

[detower]

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS OF “THE ROAD”

[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[sp00kybitme]

D E AD

[ultimate-reserve-hope]

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

[zaunites-finest]

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

[fishhater-ieatthem]

This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why

[makishimuu]

I’ve been looking for this for ages!!

[legendary-posts-collection]

Apparently legendary.

[mx-yip-yip-hooary]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shirpowbra]

iconic

[worldsentwined]

I swear I’ve reblogged this before but every time I see it I internally scream “THESE BOOKS ARE ON A HOLD SHELF” that’s why they have pieces of paper in them and are not shelved in alphabetical order (they’re shelved by who they’re on hold for). It’s also why the labels on the manga and the graphic novel are different (note how the one says “YA” and the other says “Teen”) - because they’re most likely from different library collections.

Suffice to say, this court case could have used a library employee as an expert witness and saved a lot of time.

[wokeleftistmob]

since this came on the dash again, vi decided to waste several hours of vy day making an objection.lol of this

(flash warning of course)

An online ace attorney case maker and generator.

[free-post-store]

$0

[detower]

I think everyone missed the fact that lined up the books say “nananananananana BATMAN” I’m pretty sure this is what the library humor thing means, not the papers sticking out.

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[detower]

Happy 10th

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[imgonnariverdance]

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[blackglamgoddess]

!!!!!!!!!!

[lexxcreatedyou-deactivated20170]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blacks-n-chastity]

 We should all know this

[denothedog]

Glad to share

[finn-m-corvex]

As someone who has been revived: THIS.

I’ve had to learn a couple different techniques to combat this due to my heart condition. Being revived is NOT fun guys, would not recommend, and everyone should know how to help themselves.