Detox and The Beast

Good, clean food porn.

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Ya know how they say not to go grocery shopping while hungry? The same might go for shopping with tummy problems as I just bought ALL THE PROBIOTIC FOODS! #guthealth #groceryporn #kvass #yogurt

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Breakfast doesn't have to look like "breakfast." Listening to your body is key when trying to stay on track with healthy eating, and this morning I was not into making or eating much. BUT I was still able to pack some necessary nutrients into my yummy liquid breakfast with stuff I had on hand: -Tea gummies made with yummy vanilla dandelion tea by @republicoftea - Decaf mocha with whipped cream (sweetened with stevia) - The Anti-Inflammatory broth from #butteryourbroth by @vibrantlifearmywife (HOT DAMN, THIS IS SO GOOD!) made with @tinstarfoods brown butter. I even slipped in some #nutreince vitamins by @thecaltons after it cooled off. #guthealth #glutenfree #healthyeating #gelatin #grassfed #gummies #easysnacks #bonebroth #primal #breakfast #brownbutter #foodporn #yummy #brothporn #lowcarb #ghee #eatyourfats

[detoxnthebeast]

TEA GUMMIES! SO yummy and easy. (yeasy...?) Not sure how to get a good picture of brown, gelatinous blobs, but you can trust that these are pretty tasty especially when made with this awesome liver supporting dandelion tea by @republicoftea 2 cups boiling water 3 tea bags 3-4 tbl grass fed gelatin 4 drops butterscotch stevia (optional) Boil water. Add water and tea bags to a mixing bowl to steep (per your tea brand's instructions.) Remove tea bags. Let the tea cool slightly, then slowly pour in gelatin while whisking ferociously until gelatin is dissolved. Pour into silicone molds and chill. Alternatively, you can pour this into a baking pan to chill, then cut into squares or use cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes! (I used three silicone molds for these: one shallow mold made for gummies, and two made for ice cubes, which are much deeper.) Do you like to make gummies? What's your favorite flavor? #gelatin #guthealing #grassfed #homemade #gummies #healthy #superherbtea #yummy #foodporn #greatlakesgelatin #teagummies #realfood #eatrealfood #paleo #primal #glutenfree #easysnacks #protein #jellybabies #geekfood

[detoxnthebeast]

I always find so many healthy staples at Trader Joe's! #groceryporn #realfood #allthecauliflowerrice #traderjoes #shoppingwithcarlie #cauliflowerrice #decaf #healthyfats #paleo #jerf #healthporn #foodporn #healthy #21dsd

[detoxnthebeast]

Star Wars treats! #moonandstars #vegan #starwars #cookies #darkside #baking #sonotpaleo #thatsnomoon #vegancookiesinvadeyourcookiejar #vciy #cometothedarksidewehavecookies

[detoxnthebeast]

I just made this wonderful #lowcarb cranberry orange coffee cake by Carolyn over at #alldayidreamaboutfood. She's not on IG but you should check out her blog if you need some low carb meal ideas. She has so many wonderful recipes! #sugarfree #lowcarbbaking #carolynketchum #glutenfree #cranberry #winter #baking #cranberryorange #coffeecake #winterbaking

[detoxnthebeast]

I'm super grateful to have food loving friends, who live close to me, host Friendsgiving dinner, make too much sausagey rice stuffing, let me have leftovers and then ask me to come back over to take MORE leftovers. 🙏🏾🤗❤️ Dreams do come true! @mjschembari @schembaz #thanksgivingleftovers #bacon #gratitude #friends #friendsgiving #sausage #stuffing

[detoxnthebeast]

I personally don't believe that a sandwich is worth eating unless it's stuffed with Italian meat, pickled vegetables, and lots of mayonnaise. So today's sammich is full of @sirkensingtons mayo, pepperoncinis, and nitrate free Mortadella from Trader Joe's, which I am loooooooooving right now! All on mug muffin bread made with @wedo.banana.flour It's so soft and FLUFFAAAAY! Blanched green beans and chipotle @bitchinsauce on the side! #lunch #foodporn #paleo #mortadella #bananaflour #bitchinsauce #lunchporn #sandwichporn #realfood #justeatrealfood #glutenfree #mayonnaise #grassfedcheese

[detoxnthebeast]

This stuff is awesome! Full disclosure though: I buy it for the label and the screaming neon pink color. I'm a packaging whore. 😬 #farmhouseculture #gutshot #fermented #beets #drinkyourbeets #realfood #traditionalfoods (at Whole Foods Market)

[detoxnthebeast]

Interesting find at my local Whole Foods! The only ingredients are milk bananas and spices. So excited to find a cultured beverage that may taste good but isn't loaded with added sugars!!! #primal #cultured #indian #banana #wholemilk #shoppingwithcarlie #realfood (at Whole Foods Market)

[detoxnthebeast]

Ha! ❤️❤️❤️ #justwearrealfood #paleohalloween #baconandeggs

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UM BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SQUATTY POTTY VIDEO??? 💩🌈🍦 #squattypotty #unicornpoop #totespaleo #howtopoop

[detoxnthebeast]

I. LOVE. THREE-WAYS. Zoodles, three meat chili courtesy of @peaceloveandlowcarb's book The Primal Low Carb Kitchen, grass fed cheese and onions. (Okay, technically this is a four-way, but three-way just sounds better, don't you think?) #teamnobeans #chili #grassfed #lowcarb #keto #weightloss #jerf #zoodles #realfood #foodporn #comfortfood #primal #glutenfree #paleo

[detoxnthebeast]

I made it to @brothbarsft one more time before leaving Portland. This time I saddled up to my old buddy Dandy Blend and added a ghee and cocoa butter fat bomb! So sad to to leave this place behind, but it wouldn't fit in my suitcase. 😢 #brothbarSFT #bonebroth #dandyblend #realfood #traditionalfoods #eatingportland #oregon #pdx #ghee #cocoabutter #therebelplatetravels #lowcarb #butter (at Salt, Fire & Time/ Broth Bar)

[detoxnthebeast]

I hate hoppy beers, and I hate ciders, but DEAR LORD is this hopped hard cider zehr fantastisch! I ❤️ you, Widmer! #Glutenfree #cider #squaremile #widmer #local #eatingportland #pdx #oregon #beer #therebelplatetravels #beering #drinks #vacationreasons (at Widmer Brothers Brewery and Pub)

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It's fall in my heart and at @culturedcaveman because their Bulletproof Pumpkin Spice latte says so! This drink is FUCKING DELICIOUS, and I do not use the "d-word" casually. Oh, yeah, and they sell pastured pork rinds. Portland really does make dreams come true ✨💖✨ #bulletproof #pumpkinspice #falltimeforever #pastured #foodporn #foodieventure #shoppingwithcarlie #paleo #realfood #jerf #pumpkin #coffee #culturedcaveman #therebelplatetravels (at Cultured Caveman)

[detoxnthebeast]

Servin' up that brine shot realness @brothbarsft. This place is so awesome! I found Dandy Blend, my favorite beet kvass, AND pork broth. They even had kombucha for the vegan husband. I only wish I could take home their refrigerated case full of coconut yogurt, lard, and gluten-free hand pies! #portlandwins #paleo #traditionalfoods #fermentedfoods #bonebroth #brineshot #healthporn #kvass #realfood #glutenfree #foodieventure #eatingportland #therebelplatetravels #pinkiesup (at Salt, Fire & Time/ Broth Bar)