Ezra

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[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[southern-slayed]

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

[rosecrystal]

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

[rosecrystal]

“i wanna fix our relationship”

pay me 187k in cash by tomorrow 

[mysharona1987]

Waiting literally a year for your epic revenge is the most teenage girl move ever.

[notpedropascal]

phenomenal

[summer-of-roses]

[rarebearcreativeworks]

The only homework should be fun reading !

[topmeladies]

so true king❤️

[biioshocker]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You’re not obliged to reach across the aisle if the other side is holding a buzzsaw and a “Fuck your hands” t-shirt. 

[golddustdyke]

seeing people actually saying ‘don’t mock trump supporters, some are your friends’ like….no they’re fucking not, i promise you that.

[golddustdyke]

democrats with no spine: Stop mocking trump supporters…have some sympathy…some of these people are your friends .

me:

[ambientwitch]

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had

[infected]

Photo by KizanokZ

[pagewoman]

Kelpie 

  Kelpies are supernatural water horses that haunt Scotland’s lochs and rivers. They appear as a lost pony, often grey or white, and entice people to ride on their backs before taking them down to a watery grave.

via culloden battlefield

[spellchased-deactivated20210321]

moon, magic, and you | photos & art by @indg0

[stfudiscoinfernoed-archive]

It’s pretty evident that people use gender conformity to determine which bi people are “actually gay” or “actually straight.” A bi man wearing a crop top and makeup will have his attraction to women dismissed because it’s “obvious” he is gay. A bi woman who is more traditionally feminine will have her attraction to women dismissed because it is “obvious” she is straight.

Gender conforming bi people aren’t straight.

Gender nonconforming bi people aren’t gay. Even when they are really gender nonconforming.

Believe people when they say they are bi.

[badkidsjokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

I love seeing different ways cultures deal with supernatural entities

[asian]

[deuxcoeursuname]

Cash back, automatically.

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[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind