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hanae-ichihara

❣ 14 DAYS OF LOVE & PASSION ❣

WITH: @mokacheer ↪ Day 07. A Cute Opening ♡ Wotaku Ni Koi Wa Muzukashii

helloitsbees

this is entrapment

helloitsbees

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

asofterepilogue

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

helloitsbees

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

excusing

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

helloitsbees

wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

mango-pickle

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

agentemo

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

that-twink-over-there

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

snowylynxx

exitwound

this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

headspace-hotel

What the Fuck

brucebocchi

pathless-wood

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.

hyper-nico

i’m going to have an aneurysm

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Love this cause this is actually the kinda stuff I wanted to comment instead of the shit like “I like “problematic media”” or “im a conservative” “I hate trans people”. I wanted people to say funny shit. Like here’s my original tag I did.

thisisctrying

Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

justlittlefrogthings

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin

fishgummy

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

I hope the timothee chalamet wonka movie succeeds, but like, in the way the cat in the hat movie succeeded in making the estate refuse to allow anymore live action adaptations

glamour-doll98

it’s going to succeed in the onceler way

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

by Phoebus Apollo, god of prophecy, you will NOT speak this into existence on my post.

fantasmalresplendent

Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗

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