accidentally calls ur dad bae

18+ | Japanese American | I'm into video games and hot dads |

[yoimlya-deactivated20211231]

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[columboscreens]

[lamiafemme]

“I love fat bitches” mfs when you actually like fat women with arm fat and double chins and not a woman with big boobs and fat ass with no waist:

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[maruposting]

[enki2]

[3000s]

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[despazito]

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[hotvampireadjacent]

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[calellon]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[c3po]

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name