I told you to shut up - Jaskirat x Uzair
demon and a very grumpy human
disclaimer- THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY!!! it will be explicit (bp uzair uk-) so be aware. and i have unintentionally made uzair a hindu balochi (due to some comedic dialogues). and its my first time writing ANY KIND OF FICTION so please bear with me. NOW GO AND ENJOY HEHE
Tags - @savagedrama @aan-4-u @harrystyleskiwi9 @notasamrat @darkdemonriddle666 @lakshana-ke-lakshan @isshaaobbsessedwithbl @ch1ldofthelordannie @aneshb25 @immortalconfluxmuse @hamzair-is-my-otp @gulaabjamun08
a/n: i wrote this in a light out lol. i like this more than the first chapter first- i am still bad at writing so bear with me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Uzair Baloch couldnât figure out which emotion to feel at that moment.
His heart was thumping with the proximity he was sharing with this kid (who really didnât look like a kid anymore). the stretching eye contact with the light-green eyes, tinted with red now, was not helping his brain capability in the slightest.
His brain was struggling to form a coherent or simple logical response to the guy or even push him back.
It felt like he was on a chokehold by an invisible force emitting from Jassi, screaming inside his brain to simply fall on the boy, which was absurd because he quite literally saw the guy for the first time half an hour ago.
âWhat- what are you doing?â Uzair spoke after finally grasping his ability to form a sentence.
That broke the haze in the other manâs eyes.
His pupils were finally heading back to their normal shape and size and his hands started loosening on Uzairâs waist until they were completely off and the guy backed off a few paces.
Uzair finally let out a deep breath, still standing on support of the door.
âWhat the fuck was that, kid?â
âI told you the name is Jassi or Jaskirat, for your kind information, I could be centuries older than you.â Jassi responded with less enthusiasm than before now.
Uzair couldnât hold the flood of questions back âok Mr. Centuries older Jassi ji, YOU still havenât given me a good enough response on why are you in MY house? And why would I be in danger if you go? And why the fuck were you asking who the girl in my house is?â
Jaskirat finally figured out in his head that his human right here has zero knowledge about how he had summoned a demon on his name to earth.
âMust have been Harleenâs another stupid ideaâ he concluded in his mind while Uzair stood in front of him looking like a police commissioner interrogating a very notorious criminal.
âSo, I didnât know youâd be this clueless-â Uzairâs glare sharpened making Jassiâs voice go a little more meek â-but Iâll explain everything to you in brief later,âŠdonât you need to go cook for the other human right now ?â
âYou overheard our conversation?â
âIt was impossible not to; I was in the same room-â
âYou could have covered your ears or something-â
âWHY IN THE WORLD would I do that?â
âitâs called BASIC ETTIQUETE. You could have at least done this LITTLE after BREAKING IN MY HOUSE AT 7 IN THE MORNINGâ
âFOR THE 10TH TIME, I-DIDNâT-BREAK-IN-YOUR-HOUSEâ
Their banter was interrupted by a call outside the door âBhaiiiii I am done- âresponding with a âcomingâ Uzair made Jassi put his finger on his lips and made a neck cutting gesture with his hands to warn the guy to shut up.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Uzair cooked the soup for Yalina and ensured she actually drank the whole bowl before making a few more excuses of why she shouldnât stay over today.
Even if she still did not believe in his excuses, she got ready and bid farewell to Uzair after her father called her to come back for some urgent business.(Uzair made him call her but she doesnât need to know everything people).
Finally, when the house was empty and the dishes were cleaned, Uzair went and stood near the staircase to call the strange creature down from his room.
Uzair yelled, âJASKIRAT GET DOWN NOW, I KNOW U OVERHEARD THE ENTIRE THINGâ
âI CANâT HELP IT SIR.â Jassi argued while opening the door in a hurry to get out of the small space and sprinted downstairs.
âWoahhhh slow down boyâ Uzair spoke with gesturing his hand for Jassi to calm down a little till the boy was final standing in front of him.
Uzair pushed Jaskirat to go and sit on the couch and went back in the kitchen to take off his apron and fetch a glass of water for the boy, thinking he must have been thirsty with all the moving around he did.
Putting the glass on the small table in front of Jassi, Uzair sat in front of him with an exhausted look and spoke in a tired voice, âso, let me be clear, you will answer all the questions I asked upstairs, you will not lie about a single answer and you will not invade my personal space UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCESâ
Jaskirat wanted to sulk about the absence of the long cloth thingy that Uzair wore over his t-shirt moments ago, he looked cute in that. But since he feared getting punched, he moved on from that piece of cloth.
Jassi drank the glass of water in 3 large sips and wiped the sweat off his forehead with his long sleeve and spoke in a happy-to-go-tone âbring the questions on, I will try my best to explain everything.â
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
âHow did you break in my house?â
Jassi sighed and answered âsir, for the nth time I did NOT break in your house, you were the one who brought me in last nightâ
Uzair furrowed his eyebrows, asking âhow exactly?â
Jaskirat tried to form a response while the chain of the word âcuteâ kept ringing in his head seeing the expression his human was making. He motivated himself in his head âfocus Jaskirat focusâ
âWell, umm I donât know exactly but did you bring something strange in last night, like a small book?â
Uzairâs brain went back into flashbacks, the dare, the tree, the cat and the book. As the thought of the book hit him as facepalmed so hard that his forehead buzzed with the impact.
Jassi immediately removed his hand from his forehead and rubbed the area in pain saying âyou shouldnât hurt yourself like this sir, I heard humans bruise easily.â
Even after all the strange happenings around him, Uzairâs brain couldnât stop the flood of stupid questions- âwhatâs with the human talk, arenât you a human too?â
An awkward Silence stretched between both of them for a small while.
Uzair tried to process the absurdity of the sentence he just heard while trying to keep the composure on his face intact. But looking at the other boyâs face, he had failed in the task immeasurably.
âI said, PINCH ME Jassiâ
âitâs true what they say, humans are the weirdest species on this planetâ Jaskirat mused before moving towards Uzair and pinching his cheeks.
Uzair smacked his hand away- âI meant on THE ARM you doofusâ
Jaskirat who had already had the pleasure of finally touching those fluffy cheeks just grinned and moved back to sit.
Uzair glared at him and cleared his throat to speak in a serious tone
âSo is the book like a black magic thing?â
âNo, itâs not simply black magic, it is my SRB or supranatural records book.â
Uzair still dumbfounded spoke, âI donât understand shit from what you are saying, you need to get better at your comprehension skills man.â
Jaskirat tried to explain once again, âdonât you guys have anything which clarifies from what place do you belong, which lineage you are from or even your past achievements?â
âLineage? Achievements? I donât know about those but we do have Aadhar cards-â
âWhat is an Aadhar card?â
âIt is a type of identification card- WHY AM I EXPLAINING STUFF TO YOU?!
YOU SLY BASTARD-â Uzair stated while aggressively pointing his finger towards the boy-
Waving his hand in Panick, Jassi tried to explain âARRE NO NO SIR I WAS JUST CURIOUS-â
Uzair tried to calm down a little and asked again ânow tell me whatâs this SRB.â
âSo basically, a SRB is our personal ownership receipt, it looks like a âbookâ as you humans refer to it, once we get a job locked down with another person, our SRB is locked in that personâs material belonging.â
âDemons work in a corporate business or something?â
âwhatâs corporate?â
âitâs working in any kind of business like the SRB ones you are talking about.â
âOh, itâs a little like business work, we all have a boss and we get assigned work with humans, angels and devils alike.â
Uzair was still full of many doubts but he was slowly believing in the boyâs story because of the conviction he was explaining everything with.
He leaned back on the sofa and continued the discussion, âso how exactly did I summon you little demon?â
âYou touched the book I was telling you about?â
âYes? A cat motivated me.â
Uzair chuckled thinking he must be getting influenced from the craziness of the person sitting in front of him, making him speak absurdity as well.
The sound that his human just generated kept repeating in his head like a prayer from raja Mahabali himself.
His human was beautiful. this realization didnât help the blush forming on the Jaskiratâs cheeks at the moment and he kept staring, mouth agape, at uzairâs smile like he was the holy beacon of light himself.
Uzair noticed the boyâs sight on him and cleared his throat for him to stop. But that didnât work out so he just tapped him lightly on head to wake the kid from his stupor.
That worked, and Jassi blinked his eyes multiple times while turning away from the human.
âSo, the cat is your boss?â
âThe cat who gave me the book, is she you superior or something because she looked really happy to provide my drunk ass with your SRBâ
âThat must have been Harleen.â
âMy elder sister, I have been whining at her for ages since I didnât get any job in a long time and was getting bored.
She must have seen you and formed this ridiculous plan to finally get rid of me.
I know it sounds strange but thatâs what we are like- â
Uzair tried to stifle a smile at the implication of an annoyed sister handing out her whiny demon brother to Uzair of all people.
Jaskirat suddenly smiled brightly and spoke chirpily, âwell, since she has already put you in this situation, unaware or not, we can make use of all the time we have till I go back there.â
Looking at the little demonâs smile, Uzair thought it wasnât actually that bad of an idea.
he had already sent Yalina home and he was just going to rot on his couch watching a marathon of harry potter on this weekend anyway, so, spending the day with the boy could be better than the other available options. But still Uzair could not relent too easily or Jassi would think he has the upper hand.
âI have way more questions that you can imagine Jassi.
your idea of fun sounds great but I need to know more about the circumstances I m going to be under in hanging out with you.â
Jaskiratâs excitement dampened a little but it didnât go away fully.
âOkay sir, we will do as you say but can we go get some Ice cream, the last time I had a devil as my host, he introduced me to this sweet and cold stuff created by human, I DIDNâT EVEN KNOW HUMANS COULD CREATE SOMETHING AS TASTY AS THAT.â
Uzair was a little frazzled after the sudden thought but let it slide thinking it was just an instantaneous study, nothing more than that.
âDrop the sir, you should not even try to be polite after seeing my hungover state in my bed at seven in the morning kid.
letâs go for a walk then, weather seems to be good and you can get your ice cream as well as I can get my answers.â
âYou are the best si- uhm what should I call you then?â
âUzair would be okayâ
âThank you Uzairâ Jaskirat grinned, stood up and rushed towards the main door like the ice cream would run away from the convenience store if he didnât walk fast enough.
Uzair slowly stood up and cracked his back before walking in steady steps towards Jassi.
âYou really need to fix your problem of scurrying here and there, I am old Jaskirat, you need to walk slow for me to be able to keep up.â
Jaskirat just smiled and gestured Uzair to hurry up before opening the door for him.
Uzair could only sigh while getting out of the house.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*sighs* i tried my best logonnn!!
hope you all like it hehe-
Again, i am still pretty bad at writing, pardon my skills.
thankyou for reading đđ
