I may have lived

W h o o p s Feel free to call me Father or really anything wheeze- he/him or they/them pronouns

[elisamaza]

[nuka-rockit]

[ryandevon]

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

[socialistexan]

Yes, this is real.

Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasn’t enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[sixthrock]

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

[therealraewest]

The emperor game is straight up putting mpreg ads on my dash?? I had to scroll back up to be sure I read it right and then immediately got a duplicate ad when I scrolled down further

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

[shock777archive]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

[raisinbrancereal]

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

[thechaotictrickster]

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

What the fuck

[fishiest-fish]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[goweninsane]

AHSAHGAGSGSG WHAT

[evilkaito]

hi i found a place to stay

its Nemu/Kai again!

if youve been following my ~Epic Saga~ you’ll know my parents have been treating me like absolute ass and still being racist as hell to my blasian ass and threatening to throw me out, and my clock is ticking. i found a place thats 800 per month +300 for down payment.

its close to college thank g*d!!!

i start my new job in a few weeks, but i need a little bit extra cash for food and so i can rent a moving truck for my stuff!

if you can help please do!

heres my cash.me

heres my paypal

and heres my venmo

i have a little over 1300 in the bank right now so if i could get about 300 for the truck, moving expenses, and food for a few weeks, that’d be swell!!!

thank you pls signal bwoost

[evilkaito]

ik ive made donation posts before but this is REALLY the make it or break it stretch, just get me through these next few weeks and i wont bug yall anymore i SWEAR!

[evilkaito]

5/$300 so far, if everyone pitched in a dollar i’d be close to the goal, so every penny counts. thank you to everyone whos donated so far <3

[evilkaito]

6/$300! thank you!

im going to look at the two apartments today that i had in mind!! wish me luck!

[evilkaito]

14/$300 <3

i found a different place, the deposit is going to be a lot lower, so i can probably get away with only 300, because i was planning on upping this to 400 ;-;

[babyanimalgifs]

[oolongangel]

when their eyes pin like that (the pupil grows and shrinks rapidly) it can mean they’re very happy :)

[imnotabandicoot]

yOU CAN SEE ITS LITTLE SMILE I’M DYING

[thewholeloaf]

!!!

[potatoesarenice2]

@lilakennedy

[madam-melon-meow]

That little bird snuggling with the big one, relatable as hell and makes me grin

[sunalsolove]

Heads up, new works on AO3 will take a while to show up, they’ve gotten hit with a bunch of spam.

[ao3commentoftheday]

July 6, 2019

[nycs]

and yet the world is silent…

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

Reblog to spread this. This isn’t something to keep silent on.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

I would never want somethin like that to happen! Hell, i condemn it. But … I try to at least keep myself informed a little bit. Are there any good sources for this?

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

Here (The Atlantic)

Here (Washington Post)

Here (The Guardian)

Here (Independent)

[willetwork-deactivated20240228]

Hey thank you so much for the sources!

[jehovahhthickness]

The world is silent because most of us didn’t know!

[jlaction]

[leadhoovesies]

Sometimes you forget that Harley is a licensed Psychiatrist

[jump-spark]

Honestly the overwatch lore has gotten out of hand

[otherwindow]

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[sailorofships]

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

[dangerbooze]

HOLY SHIT

[okapiandpaste]

THE LAST ONE

[solarpunkcast]

Solarpunk as fuck!!

[fancynewaddress]

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

[marthaandpaul]

[queen-baelin]

cowboy + ninja = yee hee (cownin)

cowboy + ninja = haw yaw (boyja)

ninja + cowboy = hee yee (nincow)

ninja + cowboy = yaw haw (jaboy)

[sweetsweetemo]

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

you are actually evil, tati

[queen-baelin]

[rapguystuff]

Tag yourself I’m boyboy

[queen-baelin]

Michael Jackson is ninnin

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

yaw haw demons it’s me ja boy

[didnt-murder-anyone-yet]

B O Y C O W

[tamakayy]

I will find you and I will kill you @obama-is-not-my-father

[jerweewee]

Do it coward you wont

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

damn, I just thought it was about rain down in Africa, I didn’t know it could get deep. Tell me, how do you interpret the lyrics in Africa by Toto?

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

Seems like a bit of a reach ngl

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

K, I’ll give it a look

Me reading this thread:

africa by toto is about a werewolf

[dasagoo]

iconic

[jasper-rolls]

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

[live-like-ghibli]

That caption could not have prepared me