dumb blonde rights

abby ~ 23 ~ she/her ~ main blog is @rhiannon1425

[dies---irae]

it’s not incorrect

[oddthesungod]

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[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[theunvanquishedzims]

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

[post-store]

$29.99

[marta-bee]

Speaking of saxual deviance:

Y’all fools don’t even need to exaggerate.

[ilajue]

[ilajue]

tiktok sea shanty (cant find it on YouTube but it's one of my favorite videos it's a tumblr post)

do you not feel filled with love?

[saiient]

these are some of the videos I found nd loved

hope they make you smile!

[ilajue]

[ilajue]

[icarus-suraki]

I like a good subway singalong...

[taki-sensei]

A summary of common band pieces

-Chorale and Shaker Dance: everyone’s played it but no one remembers how it goes -Emperata Overture: your introduction to mixed meter -Let’s Go Band: All rise for the band geek anthem -Jupiter: clarinet massacre, then everyone praises god -Angels in the Architecture: demons maul an angel and crash a Jewish wedding, then get owned by heaven (mostly) -Second Suite in F: euphonium anxiety -Stars and Stripes Forever: piccolo anxiety -Blue Shades: clarinet anxiety -Anything by John Mackey: *experimenting on Finale Notepad* -Any Sousa march: horns go die -Irish Tune from Country Derry: woodwinds wait forever, then brass wait forever -Vesuvius: ALL THE RATCHETS -Molly on the Shore: the same thing but a million times -Concord: red-blooded patriotism but in 7/8 -Sleigh Ride: annual winter torture -Pomp and Circumstance: annual summer torture -Anything by Eric Whitacre: heavenly choirs -Variations on a Korean Folk Song: the only Asian band piece most of you will ever play

[dies---irae]

irish tune from county derry though- i’m playing bass on it right now and lemme tell you i don’t have to wait at all, i play for pretty much the whole piece

grainger loved and appreciated bass clarinet and bari sax and we respect him for that

[bookishdiary]

Mozart and his weird ass sense of humor

“I wish you good night, shit in your bed all your might.”

"Oh my ass burns like fire.” (To his cousin)

"Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head." - (To his sister)

"To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave." - (To his cousin)

In 1782, Mozart wrote a six-voice canon. The canon’s title translates to “Lick Me In The Ass” :

"Lick my ass nicely,

lick it nice and clean,

nice and clean, lick my ass.

That’s a greasy desire,

nicely buttered,

like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.

Three will lick more than two,

come on, just try it,

and lick, lick, lick.

Everybody lick his own ass himself."

“Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn’t in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise.” (To his mother)

There is a whole wiki only dedicated to Mozart and his love for ass jokes:

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[dinovelvet]

[time-and-water]

[Image description: A photograph of a small snowman on a wooden bench, playing a violin made out of a leaf, with its twig-eyes closed and its twig-mouth smiling.]

[deaddolin]

the tumpet. bwaaaa

[marisatomay]

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

[loki-hargreeves]

The 48th song on your top songs 2021 playlist predicts your 2022. How screwed are you?

[secondclarinet]

I think key signatures with more than four flats or sharps should not exist outside of scales

[secondclarinet]

B major is on thin ice actually and Db is on even thinner. if I ever have to sight read in Gb/F# major I might cry

[daykevin]

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

[suncaptor]

no SINCERELY curious what was your #1 song and how many times did you listen to it.

[yes-im-a-simple-man]

It’s midnight guys

Thanksgiving is over

You know what that means

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED

TCHAIK SEASON

❤️🎶✨🎄✨🎶❤️

LET THE NUTCRACKER PARTY COMMENCE

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[lawbreaker13]

Happy Chanukah, my peeps, enjoy