Your Vampiric Cosmic Creature

28 // Agender // any pronouns // guitar tech

[skullingwaydraws]

Waiting for you

[grox]

I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[saoirse-ha]

A!

[targetedknowledge]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[flipchild]

[camellia0x0]

流れるままに

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[yoshidinosaur]

brrrrrrng-ha

[yoshidinosaur]

I did my first ground pound 3 days ago! 😀

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[sata-cable]

X

[despazito]

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

choking on my raw fish blunt cause I refuse to admit that I wildly misunderstood the concept of smoked salmon

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario