no

tired and overwhelmed 100% of the time

[batneko]

[apriicot-boi]

[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[tiktoks-we-like]

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

[fuckblast]

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

[asteroidarsonist]

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

[l0dge49]

[kosmonin]

[cyberho]

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[alwaysbewoke]

[jaespot]

THIS IS JOY.

[melanated-violet]

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[idleisland]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

[everythingstarstuff]

[weirdness-is-good]

For only 17.99 you can shit the fucking bed!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

[powerfulwizard]

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

[surfrock]

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[archaeos]

Hi

Please look at this bowl, made in Egypt almost 6000 years ago. Look at it.

I love it. Thank you for your time.

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah!!

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

[hustlerose]

my main goal is to become a casserole 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and act like i don’t know no body