the brainrot is back babey

Em • 26 • she/her• you can pry my fanblog from my cold dead hands

[senatortedcruz]

[segamascott]

i would get out and VOTE

[so-much-for-subtlety]

create a safe space for queer voices

[renslice]

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

[milf--adjacent]

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[ericidle]

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

[pitbolshevik]

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pitbolshevik]

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

[pitbolshevik]

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[maidthings]

anomalocaris is a maid

[dietspam16]

statements that would make absolutely no sense on any other website

[maidthings]

she has frills and stuff

[brynkiwi]

She has frills and stuff

[princess-rosiebird]

thatsright !!

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[carfuckerlynch]

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on