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Andulka
Claire Keane
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Not today Justin
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JVL
Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Game of Thrones Daily
Jules of Nature
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$LAYYYTER
wallacepolsom
ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@dimpled-dean
the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago
like
marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time
YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK
Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun
Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant
straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25
fake fans smfh
#oh you love women??? name three of their albums
Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity
I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that
nerd:
geek chic
movies are always like “this cute fit funny smart well-dressed young man is unpopular and only 1.5 friends” ??
me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive
everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
The duality of man
hey mom wjat
Somebody: Why don’t you talk or think about literally anything else?
Me:
somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)
me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever
infinity war au where instead of the gauntlet thanos wears the crown of wonders from webkinz
So I got an idea
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
Mt. St. Helens
I’ll have limited copies of this in print at VanCAF17 this weekend, come see me at table D-11!
I hadn’t even realized that it’s the anniversary of the eruption today (May 18, 1980) - I think Mt St Helens herself possessed me to make this in a hurry.
