A Free Pirate

20, M. He/Him, Hetero, cis, I'm a fuckin nerd.

[justsomeantifas]

All US public schools should receive the same funding based on the amount of enrolled students

All property taxes that would initially go to the local school district should be nationally divided between all US public schools.

If previously wealthy school districts funding needs aren’t being met, the education budget should be nationally increased, to provide the same public school education for all children in attendance.

[justsomeantifas]

Low test scores should never decrease funding. 

Schools should not receive funding based on the success of their students.

Schools with high rates of failure should receive special attention to bring them back up to par with the rest of the public education system.

[justsomeantifas]

All students should have safe and reliable transportation to their public school if they cannot make the walk to school due to disability or distance.

All students should receive a free lunch and breakfast if they want it while at school. These meals should meet the nutritional needs of the students.

[justsomeantifas]

A public school should never rent out equipment, musical instruments, supplies, etc.

Students should never pay for things the school already owns.

[justsomeantifas]

If a public school demands its students wear uniforms then the school should buy the uniforms for their students.

If a public school demands certain supplies the public school should provide said supplies to all students.

[justsomeantifas]

All public school students should have healthcare; if they don’t already have it then the moment they are enrolled in school they should be given it for free by the state. Poor attendance from students should never put them in juvi, or other detention centers for youths. 

Poor attendance from students should never decrease funding of a school.

All students with poor attendance should have special academic and medical attention paid to them to solve the problem of why they cannot or will not show up to school.

[justsomeantifas]

All public schools should have on staff at least one professional nurse practitioner and one professional therapist, both specializing in the ages of students at the school.

All public schools should have several caseworkers to help parents navigate the bureaucratic paperwork hell.

All schools should have their staff as diverse as their student body; schools with mostly black students should never have 100% white teachers.

[crazy-pages]

Y'all ever realize just how fucking low the bar is and how far under it we’ve dug?

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

what? you wanna cuddle? you feel like snuggling, you sick bastard? you crave affection? absolutely disgusting.

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

notre dame students walk out on pence during his speech at their graduation

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[smooththegoofyshark]

The people with the gay flag on are

Iconic

[kaijuno]

My astro prof went here and when he saw them all walk out he was so so proud

[agirlalmighty]

2016 concept: healing, growing, loving

[niggasandcomputers]

And gettin money

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[kintatsujo]

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

[iconuk01]

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

[angrybeardedbastard]

This movie is the only way Frankenstein should be portrayed

[laughterkey]

Ovaltine?

[therealeagal]

Thoughts on Feminism

I lied! This isn’t about Feminism at all! Made you look! Neener neener boo boo stick your head in doo doo!

If you’ve never read the Super Powereds series by one Drew Hayes then you should. If you have read it, but didn’t like it then you are not only wrong but a Communist.

That is all.

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[fumbledeegrumble]

the fucking photorealistic skull is the best punchline no one change my mind its made up results are in

[animalcrossingcommune]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[hyrude]

[kelanie12]

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

As someone who was raised Catholic, when I first saw this bit, I was laughing and crying so hard because damn if this isn’t 2000% accurate.

[captainevans]

I think he’s become—and I’ve said this to him—for as amazing as all of our actors are at embodying these characters, every single one of them, he’s one that reminds me, alongside Christopher Reeve, as just like ‘these are the characters.’ I think he’s a great actor, and I think he can do whatever he wants to do, but even when you look at his Twitter account and taking a stand on things, it’s like, ‘Is he becoming Captain America?’ - Kevin Feige

[gaypussyretard]

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug