wat the fcuk

Ayyyÿyyyyÿÿÿ bebe     Used to be curryradishfish

[filthyprotozoan]

ummm sometimes the hardest pill to swallow is. those tiny little chalky ones that start disintegrating literally the second they hear of a mouth.

[ratpyramid]

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

[d0ll1ke-deactivated20240522]

All I want is to be tiny and tattooed 🥺

[wintersauce]

[jame7t]

Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike

[ardourie]

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[huntersoftheapocalypsis]

rt, to make my life easier

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Holy shit. Rt to save time

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[dalenthas]

I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi by scent, is that weird?

[coughloop]

its really weird

[justwannalookpretty]

~ My fav low cal recipes ! ~

recipes aren't mine! I recommend looking at the ingredients and finding the cal amount for the whole recipe yourselves, as different brands have varying calories :)

Savory items -

55 cal vegan alfredo (timestamp: 12:55) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCCcQS1alU

(will add more actually good savory items when i find them :'[ )

Dessert items -

"zero" (4) cal oreos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRlcYwIGJ_w

20 cal munchkins / donut holes (requires protein powder) - vanilla ver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eNKoJhlgck

20 cal munchkins / donut holes (requires protein powder) - chocolate ver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S3VYZoVU1E

(my fav) 20 calorie brownies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOcU8VDDMQ&t=451s

40 cal muffins (timestamp: 1:20) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCCcQS1alU

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i'm a natural born biter i just need to feel ur skin in my mouth to show you i care and also it rocks

[eddieheart]

in a platonic way

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

in the most carnivorous raw faggot STI festering way

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[creekfiend]

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Mike Schmitt from Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) is an Avatar of the Eye.

[twinanimatronics]

MAJOR FNAF MOVIE ENDING SPOILERS

When you're a remorseless child-killing monster who's suddenly hit with momentary feelings of regret after stabbing your daughter in a fit of rage:

[urlocalllama]

[floradinn]

“We need more female autistic characters!!!”

Y’all couldn’t even handle Abby Schmidt

[zibiscusloon]

Vanessa with Abby & Vanessa with Gregory

(If I had a dime for every time a woman who hated Gregory and formed a inseparable bond with the next child protagonist, I’d have two dimes, not a lot but geez Gregory)