Ven

Ven (she/they) 22 yo asexual biromantic. obsessed with Good Omens and Doctor Who

[skygemspeaks]

"Read fanfiction! But TJ, you say, I'm too good for that! To that I say: FUCK YOU!"

- TJ Klune, Toronto, ON, Sept 18, 2024

[waywarder]

I just love that we get Arthur Parnassus as the all-time queer kind, patient, flawed-but-working-on-himself-and-acknowledging-his-own-worthiness phoenix mentor whom the youth need and deserve.

Fuck off FOREVER, Albus Dumbledore.

[peachybeesplease]

truly me about linus baker

[sherlock-on-a-case]

coincidentally read the house in the cerulean sea when the sequel is getting close so that's great

Anyway, extremely upper management was rly like

we did not anticipate how lonely and gay you were before sending you on an idyllic vacation, in order to keep you away from my ex unbiased, we will reveal some highly confidential information. On top of being kind and patient, the pretty man also has sick-ass wings and a tragic backstory (that we a bit caused <3). Hopefully this information will let you return to being a corporate drone, pls let us fire him

[transmascskywalker]

i will never get over it actually and like the first book really does gloss over. after the record player scene when linus sees a flash of light in the woods after he leaves. arthur actually wanted to kiss this man so bad he had to run out into the woods and set himself on fire about it

[paperpoetryandpetrichor]

Crowley and Aziraphale's choice did not wipe out humanity. Everyone and everything was already gone.

That was not the plan for the Second Coming. That would have caused a war between heaven and hell that killed humanity and destroyed earth.

Michael wiped out humanity, earth and the entire universe by destroying the book of life.

No Alpha Centauri. Nowhere for them to go except staying in an empty bookshop with nothing else and God and Satan being able to pop in whenever they want?

God basically gave them a choice between having it all back as it was (with them never being free of heaven and hell and inevitably having another Second Coming, a Great Plan and war that destroys earth) or living in a world of nothing forever.

Instead they chose to break free and make a new universe were none of that could exist, including them and including God.

They would never have been left alone, heaven and hell always dragged them back into it. They would have never been free, or happy together. So they stood in front of God and told her to go fuck herself.

Don't tell me they lost.

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

Its been a few weeks so here's some good omens memes

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[glitterparpaing]

im going to hurl myself into the void

Leon Anawak is SO autistic. im not even joking anymore. this man is stimming on camera he has trouble w social interactions he can’t maintain eye contact for the love of god (except for some scenes but ig it was necessary for some reason) his special interest is whales which he doesn’t hesitate to compare to humans while rambling about them to someone he barely knows ("they won’t hesitate to go look for an individual whose sound they only heard once from hundreds of miles away!!!!" WE SEE YOU LEON)

also like. he’s very blunt and has a strong sense of justice etc etc this man is SOOOO autistic and you can just see it in social gatherings my man stands out!!!! he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s supposed to be doing!!!! you can just see the autistic panic in his eyes!!!! im in love with him

[ourdogmuffin]

"you act like you're in love with all your friends" ?? and you're not???

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[cesiscribbles]

Math Homework

⚠️ Please don't repost my art ⚠️

[gabe-dasha]

TUMBLR DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING OR ARE YOU JUST CLOWNING WITH US???

[golswia]

Do it again

Do it yoursel-

[aroaceenjolras]

Asexuality and aromanticism being defined as "little to no sexual/romantic attraction" is crazy to me. Imagine if they redefined being a gay man as "little to no attraction to women" and you had to, like, figure out for yourself that liking men was a part of it.

Personally, I define my aroaceness not as a lack of romantic or sexual attraction, but as an orientation towards relationships that are neither romantic nor sexual. Redefining my orientation this way has helped me find a lot of peace I didn't have before.

[kissycat]

300€ is like an adult 20€ unfortunately