Distorts Randomness

My little bit of the internet I suppose.

[needsmoreresearch]

i’d better be seeing cousin oskaar on my dash this morning

[needsmoreresearch]

do everything my goddamn self around here

[susiethefrog]

Oh yes a bug painting a masterpiece.

(Sadly no credit found, but if you know let me know and I’ll credit them)

[sosuperawesome]

Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy

[sosuperawesome]

Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Please Help Me Describe This Sound so I can Accurately Caption It 

via hattiebag

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made

[batekush]

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

[batekush]

these tags are so fucking funny like imagine someone sending out psychic vibes to amelia earhart

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]

[cetitanhasmoved]

i love this shit i need more examples

[cloudmancy]

op of the original tweet here there are SO many examples in the replies

[dogsuffrage]

Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[ottermatopoeia]

remember: your feelings of inadequacy are often projection and not reality

[yooboobies-deactivated20240123]

I am sharing this for content creators, especially gif makers. Don’t ever feel bad for making a similar set, that has been already made by someone just because they are a bigger blog. Or think that it won’t be recognised by many people. Or think theirs is better than yours.

I am, personally, so happy when I can see the same favourite moment over and over again in different perspectives, colours, lengths. You are doing good and everyone will be happy to see what you did and what you do.

If you’re thinking of not making a set just because someone already did it.. DO IT. I’ll be happy to see it.

💜

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[wow-david]

comedy gold

[tinderpodcast]

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

[optimalmongoose3]

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

[mia-beak]

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

[sadclowncentral]

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Snap Polaroid Prints made by Teletelo

[christianstepmoms]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[sixpenceee]

[action52]

penis music

[action52]

no idea what this meant

[ultramechabun-deactivated202111]

i really like this post

[action52]

im bleeding