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he/it/him - oc and internet decoration blog

[distracted-zombies]

intro rework as of 2025

hi, i'm distracted or dis, he/it

you can request xenogenders through my ask box or messaging me, I am always happy to make them :)

mostly a blog to bookmark shit I enjoy, I do have alternate blogs and if you're interested in those let me know

system, I don't talk about it much here though

things i'm really into right now - supernatural, glass animals, that handsome devil, writing and psychology, esp dissociative disorders

things I'm into but not as intensely - the magnus archives, animorphs, maximum ride, niche internet subcultures

if you don't fuck with the vibes, feel free to block 🫡 i block freely and you should too

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

this specific sign from germany is my favorite

[egberts]

the monkey's paw curled but i was faster and now we are holding hands

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♱ MISCELLANEOUS WHIMSIGOTH PNGS ♱

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[distracted-zombies]

this may be reworked into a blog to collect shit for my internet profiles or characters so bear with me on that... im very Excited

[onlyhams]

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

[dailyclassicart]

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - "Julie Manet with Cat (detail)" (1877)

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[scarecrowbutch]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[samshepard]

also saw some post earlier today about how gen z isn't doing cults anymore. That's simply not true. It's simply not true. There are actually more cults than ever and they are on the discord app. You don't understand. They are doing struggle sessions in fandom discourds

[samshepard]

the reason that OP claimed there were no gen z cults was because there's no cheap real estate to have a compound on anymore which is such an annoying ass bsky.app millennial take like I can hear you smirking behind your latte. No. "second location" is an outdated model. people figured out how to leave all the time back then. Now your phone is the second location and leaving your Phone Cult is so much harder

[autumnal-abomination]

[existennialmemes]

Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't owe anyone anything

Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others

We owe each other everything

Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

[saltmalkin]

awooooooo wolf study

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[puyopuyo]

how much water did u drink today ?

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

[puyopuyo]

and still slurping