Sunshine, Shrubbery, And Fanfiction. Basically.

Mads - 26, she/her Minors DNI Fuck Joanne

[marinella-ela]

[phoenixwrites]

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

[anime-books-and-movies]

✨️The giraffe✨️:

Vs.

The turtle:

[michameinmicha]

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

[distressedjellyfish]

Every time I think about Fred Weasley I cry. Like real tears. Every single time. His name is taboo in my house now

[fairycosmos]

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[finallysomegoodfuckingart]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[dinocaptain]

two types of advisors

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[moringmark]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[moringmark]

[bebx]

[squeakitties]

[inquisitorgrand]

[ohmovie]

To kiss a forehead is to erase worry. I kiss your forehead. ─ Marina Tsvetaeva, “To Kiss a Forehead.”

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) dir. George Miller Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson WALL·E (2008) dir. Andrew Stanton Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller Happy Together (1997) dir. Wong Kar-wai Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) dir. Wes Ball Bones and All (2022) dir. Luca Guadagnino Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) dir. Patrick Kuang-Hui Liu

[eastofshane]

ilya as woodstock (shane's version)

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock]

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[luins]

saw this post by @littlespoonevan on my dash and immediately had to get to work bc i couldn't stop thinking about it: