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Mars | 27| he/they/she

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[things-that-are-not-true]

whats a greebit

ask me another stupid question and i'll kill you

[1five1two]

Karin Hosono. 2025.

[papayajuan2019]

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[tracesofsandalwood]

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[divorcepride]

forgot to eat dinner and now the joints in me that are made out of animal crackers are aching. stupid

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[cicada-swarm]

having OCD is so funny because I can promise you that any given point I am having a complex and heated inner dialogue with myself, and I am losing.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[mlarayoukai]

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[blistexenthusiast]

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