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Mars | 27| he/they/she

[flimflix]

readings show a level 5 Wonka event in the area

[thoughtorigami]

[girlmostlikely]

When my mercy prevails over my wrath

[victorards]

m83

I have 30% Off in my Commissions

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[chthonicillness]

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

[powerburial]

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

[k-venice-666]

don’t ever scare me like that again

[liittlecreatures1985]

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

[liittlecreatures1985]

[pokemonarchive]

Minun (2026) - Fantastical Parade Illustrator: Kariya

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[pangur-and-grim]

stop showing it to me

[hedjblogr]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

[niceinchnails]

Mosquito emails

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[mrhealyourgirl]

[kosmogrl]

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[sweetnothins]

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

[deadbeatdawg]

Where is it buried