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This is every hardcore band in existence

love is real and worth it and SO important to me it’s pretty much my entire political spiritual philosophical deal………you can be critical of how romantic love is commodified and dominated by heteronormative myths for sure but ppl out there like “love is fake” aren’t doing ANYTHING interesting or subversive……love is revolutionary bc the systems that oppress us are directly opposed to all kinds of love, interpersonal love and self love etc. they’re trying to drive it out of us. love as an action love as a choice love as something u cultivate and tend to is the best thing in the world and it’s at the absolute centre of my life

incorrect-phantom-of-the-opera

Erik: Aye girl, you should go out with me.

Christine: I only date hot guys.

Erik: *puts a lighter to his head and lights himself on fire*

dutchstore

eltigrechico

Is this what Chaotic good is?

pon-raul

sold out his fellow employee in a second damn

fluffy-moose

Chaotic Good - Customer

Lawful Good - Chef

Chaotic Evil - Cashier

ace-pervert

What did they say?

thenekkofoxisback

Blustering Elderly Gent: “WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN? WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN?!” Terrified Cashier, Pointing: “HE DID!” Proud, Upstanding Man: “Me, sir.”

Blustering Elderly Gent: “THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I EVER HAD!”

despazito

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

dimetrodone

Valid to eat fingers

the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

godlywoman

Age does nothing, years of living are meaningless when you don’t learn something about what you’re really created for. Trials are nothing when you don’t learn from it. Wasted life is a life where you just live for the sake of living and not learning.

(via dropthebassethound)

endreal

And on the topic of Cary Elwes... (Iocane Powder in The Princess Bride)

Remember that scene in The Princess Bride where Westley challenges Vizzini to a battle of the wits—you know, the one with the iocane powder?

The last few times I watched the movie, something about that scene didn’t set quite right with me, and I’ve been developing a theory about what’s really going on.

Westley was involved in a battle of wits against Vizzini, a battle which, necessarily, involves a certain amount of deception. I think that Westley was deceiving Vizzini about his use of the iocane powder.

Westley describes iocane powder to Vizzini as being “odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.”

When presenting the poison to Vizzini, Westley also gives him the explicit instructions “Inhale this, but do not touch.”

While I believe Westley may truthfully have spent several years building up a resistance to the effects of iocane powder, I propose that rather than poisoning both goblets as he claimed to have done, Westley didn’t pour the iocane powder into either cup of wine!

Especially since the iocane was in powder form, I suspect that rather than being an ingested poison, it was an inhalation poison!

Vizzini wasn’t poisoned when Westley poured (or didn’t pour) iocane powder into the wine goblets, but when Westley told him to waft the vial of iocane powder. Since iocane powder is odorless, Vizzini wouldn’t have noticed that trace amounts of one of the “more deadly poisons known to man” had been introduced into his system…trace amounts that were still enough to kill a man within minutes.

And since iocane powder came from Australia, and it’s well documented that Australia is home to some of the most venomous species of plants and animals on earth, there’s no reason not to believe that such a small quantity iocane powder could have killed a man of Vizzini’s stature.

Westley had already won the battle of wits before it had begun, and was simply stalling for time until the poison took it’s effect.

All quotes from the script accessed from this site: [X]

endreal

This is, in all likelihood, the most important post I’ve ever made on this blue-bordered website.

greenekangaroo

holy shit.

ingridverse

Has anyone asked William Goldman about this?

kristsune

I showed this post to my husband, and this was his assessment:

Watch it again. I just noticed something. “It’s odorless, tasteless, DISSOLVES INSTANTLY IN LIQUID. “It’s a two-stage bomb. A binary explosive. He sniffs the vial, and now he has HALF of what will kill him sitting in the back of his throat. Westley doesn’t put anything into either glass of wine and simply waits for Vizzini to dissolve the powdered poison by drinking the wine. Westley’s not stalling, he’s waiting for the inevitable. It doesn’t matter how long it takes Vizzini to come to a conclusion. The moment that the wine hits the poison, he is toast.

discipleofpuck

@prismatic-bell

idareu

what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign

#Scorpio #and Scorpio #we have the literal same birthday

asapscience

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.

Source

trashcanbees-deactivated2019120

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

nunyabizni

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

art-angelsz-deactivated20170721

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

thatsmidnight

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

thespectacularspider-girl

Yes. But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions. But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. Why? So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders. We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.