I told the police the same thing I'll tell you:

it is not my fault he was not ready for maximum velocity

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[beardedmrbean]

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[tall]

[cigardoesart]

June 1983....

This was just a little practice lineup, and left on the sketch layer too

(im on EP 3 of Umineko and wanna draw SO MUCH OF IT....my sis is more of the Higurashi fan so i drew this for her too!!)

[dragon-png]

[karyotatsumi]

[kosmogrl]

I love coming to my senses like you know what.. I should’ve been meaner

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[peggyhill58]

Boggle

[airplaner]

[starship--phoenix]

It's his year

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[gatorize]

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-