DnD Cosplays

Idfk what I’m doing

[nikholascr0w]

Kevin “It’s easier if you remain heterosexual” Day accidentally setting up every single member of her perfect court with another male member of his perfect court unknowingly

[wherethemothsgrow]

Can we all go back to the fact that Jean has been down bad for Jeremy since he was like 15? There’s just something about 15 year old Jean staring at a photo of Jeremy’s smiling face while he’s broken and beaten and searching for the light. Then years down the road, he’s staring at a picture of Jeremy’s smiling face again but this time he’s next to him in the picture. Jeremy’s wrapped around him and the picture is hanging on their refrigerator. And it’s not just a picture now, but a memory he has for himself. Jeremy’s smile isn’t just a dream now, it’s a reality that lives in his home and kisses his mouth and calls his name sweetly.

[tswizzlesfan]

jean: *looks at a woman a little too long*

jeremy: SO YOU LIKE MEN AND WOMEN RIGHT BUT DO YOU WANNA DATE A WOMAN or would you consider dating me IM JUST CASUALLY ASKING FOR A FRIEND OF COURSE HAHAHA DONT MIND ME I WAS JUST WONDERING, THIS IS JUST ME GETTING TO KNOW MY PLATONIC PARTNER

jeremy babe youre so crazy i love you so bad. not a hint of subtlety in your vains, no casual bone in your body, absolutely zero chill. 4 times this happened and he was internally screaming and losing his shit- the 4th time he literally started undressing because he wanted jean to pay attention to no one but him. never change diva im obsessed with you. but also babe jean literally wants to eat you alive please stop freaking out YOURE GOOD

[twinyardz]

happy pride to all those little gay exy players, but especially happy pride to jeremy knox! the first openly gay player in collegiate and soon-to-be pro exy (trust)! thank you for wearing those tiny shorts and dyeing ur hair bleach blonde and always taking the time to tell us whether a dude is attractive or not, no matter the circumstances. you're doing amazing

[tswizzlesfan]

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

[venus-aster]

Andrew's major is Criminal justice because he's a troll.

But imagine two seconds that, after Andrew has finished college, Higgins receives a message from a colleague asking if he knows a Andrew Minyard and why he's asking questions about Cops formation.

Higgins will have so many questions and no answers

(Of course Andrew will never be a cop. Tbh I think he'd rather likely die than be a Pig.

But just for Higgins anxiety, he will ask)

[daigastumb]

USC trojans done

This took so long..11 of them and tbh alot of it was improvising the designs cause some of them have like 0 descriptors besides pat having broad shoulders or something like that

Im not entirely satisfied with some of them but considering the work that went into it i will leave it be, and i will never redo this unless i get paid big money

Omg now i can go back to drawing actual pieces so excited since uni is basically over for this year 💥💥💥

Next I will post the characters seperately and the mandatory meme facial shots or something

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[moreauver]

neil with his binder

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[edgebug]

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

[edgebug]

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

[rainpeacetea]

Jeremy when Jean looks at another person: damn. I must be a terrible person for wanting him. Who am I kidding? I’ll probably never find love, and there is no way Jean loves me back anyway. I mean, look at me? How COULD he love me back?

Jean when Jeremy looks at another man: I’m going to kill that bitch for catching my mans attention.

[la-vivienne-roses]

This song is giving Riko Moriyama vibes

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[aralintheobsessive]

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

[dog-metaphor]

i had never spared a thought for sethnicky until like two weeks ago and now i’m haunted by them every single night for no reason

[allforthegamefanatic]

dadmack

headcanon that after neil came back from the nest and had the whole panic attack thing in front of him, wymack started to put his knives inside cabinets and locking them, only taking them out when necessary. he never took the risk of letting any of his kids hurt themselves again.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies