dndshredderaj

Metal, Goth Random media hyper-fixations and tag games :)

[oflightningandstars]

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[dndshredderaj]

Rare treat if me getting actually political.

You do not have to be oppressed to be LGBTQAI+ or in a queer relationship or however else you want to phrase it.

We are oppressed but that doesn’t define us.

[dndshredderaj]

You can’t tell me Sweeny Todd isn’t Harry Potter the musical featuring Captain Jack Sparrow and Borat

[dndshredderaj]

Is it just me going slowly mad or are The Warning teasing singles on Spotify in reels using audio titles that are random lyrics but not the song titles. Or have I just dreamt this twice.

[dndshredderaj]

I will henceforth be referring to vegan sausages as dildos as they are not real sausages

[dndshredderaj]

The problem with modern social media is that everything is done in one app and so it’s incredibly difficult to limit access to things like Instagram without cutting off important group chats.

[dndshredderaj]

“I like to finger paint” “I’m paint” T-shirts except it’s “I’m fucking weird” and “I’m weird”

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[evilwizard]

okay. rude.

[dndshredderaj]

Any other AuDHD and all the anxieties actually couples find themselves being very clingy because you’ve just set each other as designated safety?

[catchymemes]

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”

Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“You can’t just add in new characters”

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.

[what-even-is-thiss]

God, I sure hope so.

[leoram8209]